Wednesday, November 07, 2007

And folks wonder why folks do drugs.

The beloved Cake sent me this story yesterday....I'll just put in the good part.

>>>>Edwardsville, Ill. (AP) -- Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors said. <<<<<<

I WANT TO BE PADDLED WITH FRESHY BAKED COOKIES!!!

Is that even a punishment?

13 comments:

cake said...

A cookie paddling...now that's a happy ending.

Lois Lane said...

In England, you could get a biscuit paddling.

Sparkle Plenty said...

HEY! You edited out the good part.* What KIND of cookies were they?

*I'd like to see your license to edit, mister.

Lois Lane said...

Sparkle: You're right! We can catch him on an *international* editing violation as well -- after all, even if he did have a U.S. editing license (which I seriously doubt), this story was sent to him by a Canadian.

What's the penalty again for editing without a license?

cake said...

A COOKIE PADDLING!

Sparkle Plenty said...

No, I'm afraid he must go to the Red Penitentiary for this one. I might let him off lightly with a cookie paddling. But, it's gotta be an 100% organic buckwheat groat and tofu cookie paddling.

cake said...

Tofu cookies...ewww. I had tofu cheesecake once by accident.

It was revolting.

Hey, maybe it should be a tofu cheesecake paddling instead?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Good thinkin', Lincoln! Tofu cheesecake is a deadly sin. I've seen the recipes, "In this healthy take on an old favorite, silky tofu plays a starring role. You won't miss the cream cheese, and a sumptuous bran bud crust is the perfect foil for the..."

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE! Ptui! Ptui!

Lois Lane said...

Tofu? Bleah! That's a little harsh, isn't it? Maybe we could just pelt him with Mallomars and write him a warning.

bacon ace said...

Your dominatrix must just love you.

cake said...

Dominatrix/baker...hmmm.

There could be some serious money (dough) in that, actually.

::goes off to tweak resume::

Tex said...

So do ya call them the Cookie Monsters?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Wicked slackah.