Friday, November 23, 2007

Best news story ever. It has to be.

>>>>>LONDON — Police claim an intoxicated man tried to have sex with a park fence, the Telegraph reported.
The 24-year-old allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence," the prosecutor is quoted as saying in the Telegraph.<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

The above story was on www.foxnews.com today

Crazy drunken Brits!

14 comments:

satisfied drunk guy said...

Was it good for you too? ::squeezes fence::

fence-post-digger said...

Is that what they mean by "on the fence?"

fence lover said...

Make sure it's a chain-link fence and not a wooden picket fence...you know, splinters.

bored activist said...

Stop Fence Rape Now!

creepy guy said...

Oh yeah, baby, I painted that fence...if you know what I mean. *wink*

i love cedar happy endings said...

Fences? Nah, give me a hedge any day.

possibly a perv said...

::squeezes into chain links::

unclear on the concept said...

I want to park on a sex fence!

unclears dumb brother said...

I want to fence in a park, Sexy!

fence fag said...

If it was oral sex, he's a fairy

prudish fence said...

I'm scared.

Confused in de nort' countree said...

Was it a Jack Russell fence?

jack russell terrier said...

::squeezes Confused in de nort' countree::

Clinky said...

Worst part is, now he's going to have to find someone else to re-sell his stolen goods.