Monday, November 12, 2007

Former Presidents, Leaders, and Sally Field speaking about Hillary

1. "Ask not what your cankles can do for you....ask what YOU can do for your cankles."

2. "The only thing we have to fear about Hillary, is Hillary herself."

3. "She can tell a lie."

4. "Hillary would be a date that would make you want to live in the infirmary"

5. "Ich bin ein Eyeliner (to cover up her saggy eyes.)"

6. "She is a crook!"

7. "I had a dream (about Hillary and I woke up in a cold sweat and started vomiting)!"

8. "I. Did not. Have sex. With that woman!"

9. "They hate you, they really, really hate you."

11 comments:

bacon ace said...

"The only thing we have to fear about Hillary, is Hillary herself."


HAW! NoOprah's afraid of a wowman.

OK to be fair I'm afraid of Grace Jones.

president iano said...

"She's hot!"

bill said...

"I did not have sex with that woman!"

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Bill,

We already have your quote.

The Gipper said...

"Hillary causes more pollution than automobiles."

"All the waste in a year from Hillary can be stored under a desk."

"They say Hillary never hurt anybody, but I figure why take the chance."

bill said...

Sh[censored]t!

shakespeare on hillary said...

"To be sick or not to be sick..."

Redbeard76 said...

Don't ask what your Hillary can do for you, ask what you can do for your Hillary.

Anonymous said...

"I regret that I have but one Hillary to give for my country."

"That's one small step for Hillary, one giant leap for Hillarykind."

"The red pantsuits are coming! The red pantsuits are coming!"

-- Lamont "The Liberals Weigh In" Cranston

sauron said...

"One Hillary to rule them all
One Hillary to find them
One Hillary to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them, correct?"

Redbeard76 said...

January 19, 2001:

I shall return.