Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I don't HEAR(T) the deaf

So I see these two deaf folks 'signing' with each other (signing is they way deaf people 'pretend' to talk). No problem so far, correct?

But it was cold out yesterday and 'my' two deaf folks had big coats on. Some kinda nylon outer lining on them.

And the more they 'talked', the more they waved their arms and hands around. Still no problem, correct?

WRONG! Big problem!

They kept 'signing' and their stupid jackets kept rubbing back and forth making this horrible noise! It was driving me nuts. The more animated they got, the more noise their deaf coats made. Why can't deaf people just wear quiet coats?

SHUT UP YOU DAMN DEAF PEOPLE!!!

49 comments:

cake said...

People who use the term "heart" make me want to sign something rude at them.

Or squeeze 'em to death.

Just sayin'...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::signs for you to shut up::

cake said...

::signs "YOU shut up or it's another squeeze fight for you"::

Stevie Wonder said...

::talks and shakes his head at both of you::

helen keller said...

::signs "I'm so confused."::

helen keller said...

::can't talk, can't see, just falls over::

famous person unclear on concept said...

::signs an autograph::

the real helen keller said...

::signs "I hate you all!"::

deaf hip-hop artist said...

::signs "Yo yo yo!"::

Anonymous said...

::jinx::

Stephen hawkins said...

::spells out witty formula in sand using wheels of super-wheelchair::

Professor X said...

::uses homo-superior brain to convey disgust in today's topic, gives IANO the finger::

black bolt said...

::muffle::

matt murdock said...

::throws billy club at stupid deaf people::

mole man said...

::squints at annoying deaf people::

shark from JAWS said...

::eats annoying deaf people::

clarence said...

::hopes that by killing annoying deaf people that he'll finally get his wings::

probably not hoagy said...

::throws rabid raccoon at annoying deaf people::

Galactus said...

::notices this blog, eats Internet::

ultimate nullifier said...

::not so fast, Mr. Purple Pants...::

the real real helen keller said...

::signs "I see we've moved on from signing to just plain nonsense"::

::squeezes everyone to death::

deaf retard said...

::signs at blind person::

opera singer confused by concept said...

::sings at everyone::

i can tear myself away from the internet, i swear! said...

::signs off::

happy sign maker said...

I heart signs!

the mashed potatoes said...

::signs "I want gravy!"::

the gravy said...

::signs "I heart you, mashed potatoes!"::

the scallions said...

::signs "Can we play too?"::

shark from jaws said...

::eats annoying scallions::

::burps::

::eats more deaf people, with mashed potatoes and gravy on the side::

Tesla said...

::sings "Signs"::

stop said...

::signs::

bruce willis said...

::spoiler warning::

::I was in Signs...I'm dead the whole time::

man with matches unclear on concept said...

::singes self::

drug addict unclear on concept said...

::syringes self::

kid with mouth stuck shut said...

::signs "I love toffee."::

Five Man Electrical Band said...

Signs...Signs...everywhere a sign. Long-haired freaky people blowin' my mind.

marlee matlin said...

unnnnnnghh vnnngh nnnnaawww

dyslexic broad said...

::snigs::

marcel marceau said...

::mimes sign language::

shields and Yarnell said...

::mimes sign language...but not as well::

pete townsend said...

::pretends he hears what you're all sayin'::

ventriloquist said...

::mimes throwing voice::

possibly nooprah said...

::hears that Hillary has done a naked photo shoot::

::mimes throwing up in mouth::

spock said...

::mindmelds with deaf guy so as not to disturb anyone::

14 year old boys said...

::Twat? I cunt hear you. I have an ear in-fucktion and I can't finger it out::

cousin saul said...

EEEwwwww! Way to ruin a fun blog you nasty 14 year old boys!

shamed 14 year old boys said...

SORRY!

14 year old girls said...

::sign giggling uncontrollably::

Sparkle Plenty said...

::jaw drops...rapidly signs a stunned silence that involves moving not just arms (chirruping parka sleeves) but legs (whistling pink corduroy jeans)::