Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I don't HEAR(T) the deaf

So I see these two deaf folks 'signing' with each other (signing is they way deaf people 'pretend' to talk). No problem so far, correct?

But it was cold out yesterday and 'my' two deaf folks had big coats on. Some kinda nylon outer lining on them.

And the more they 'talked', the more they waved their arms and hands around. Still no problem, correct?

WRONG! Big problem!

They kept 'signing' and their stupid jackets kept rubbing back and forth making this horrible noise! It was driving me nuts. The more animated they got, the more noise their deaf coats made. Why can't deaf people just wear quiet coats?

SHUT UP YOU DAMN DEAF PEOPLE!!!

47 comments:

Cake said...

People who use the term "heart" make me want to sign something rude at them.

Or squeeze 'em to death.

Just sayin'...

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::signs for you to shut up::

Cake said...

::signs "YOU shut up or it's another squeeze fight for you"::

Anonymous said...

::talks and shakes his head at both of you::

Anonymous said...

::signs "I'm so confused."::

Anonymous said...

::can't talk, can't see, just falls over::

Anonymous said...

::signs an autograph::

Anonymous said...

::signs "I hate you all!"::

Anonymous said...

::signs "Yo yo yo!"::

Anonymous said...

::jinx::

Anonymous said...

::spells out witty formula in sand using wheels of super-wheelchair::

Anonymous said...

::uses homo-superior brain to convey disgust in today's topic, gives IANO the finger::

Anonymous said...

::muffle::

Anonymous said...

::throws billy club at stupid deaf people::

Anonymous said...

::squints at annoying deaf people::

Anonymous said...

::hopes that by killing annoying deaf people that he'll finally get his wings::

Anonymous said...

::throws rabid raccoon at annoying deaf people::

Anonymous said...

::notices this blog, eats Internet::

Anonymous said...

::not so fast, Mr. Purple Pants...::

Anonymous said...

::signs "I see we've moved on from signing to just plain nonsense"::

::squeezes everyone to death::

Anonymous said...

::signs at blind person::

Anonymous said...

::sings at everyone::

Anonymous said...

::signs off::

Anonymous said...

I heart signs!

Anonymous said...

::signs "I want gravy!"::

Anonymous said...

::signs "I heart you, mashed potatoes!"::

Anonymous said...

::signs "Can we play too?"::

Anonymous said...

::eats annoying scallions::

::burps::

::eats more deaf people, with mashed potatoes and gravy on the side::

Anonymous said...

::sings "Signs"::

Anonymous said...

::signs::

Anonymous said...

::spoiler warning::

::I was in Signs...I'm dead the whole time::

Anonymous said...

::singes self::

Anonymous said...

::syringes self::

Anonymous said...

::signs "I love toffee."::

Anonymous said...

Signs...Signs...everywhere a sign. Long-haired freaky people blowin' my mind.

Anonymous said...

unnnnnnghh vnnngh nnnnaawww

Anonymous said...

::snigs::

Anonymous said...

::mimes sign language::

Anonymous said...

::mimes sign language...but not as well::

Anonymous said...

::pretends he hears what you're all sayin'::

Anonymous said...

::mimes throwing voice::

Anonymous said...

::hears that Hillary has done a naked photo shoot::

::mimes throwing up in mouth::

Anonymous said...

::mindmelds with deaf guy so as not to disturb anyone::

Anonymous said...

EEEwwwww! Way to ruin a fun blog you nasty 14 year old boys!

Anonymous said...

SORRY!

Anonymous said...

::sign giggling uncontrollably::

Sparkle Plenty said...

::jaw drops...rapidly signs a stunned silence that involves moving not just arms (chirruping parka sleeves) but legs (whistling pink corduroy jeans)::