Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The leave out random words game

Dear Jayne,

I think you are wicked_____ and very ____. Everyday I ____ your ____ and get a big ____ out of your Brit ____ and silly ____.

Someday we will _____. We'll eat and ______ and make the _____.

Well, _____ all I have _____. I kinda feel ____ that I aint ______ part in raccoon week. I _____ you _______ either.

America really kicked_____ ass back in the 1700's. _____ for the record.

All my _____,
Steve

19 comments:

cake said...

Dear Jayne,

I think you are wicked baked haddock and very baked haddock. Everyday I baked haddock your baked haddock and get a big baked haddock out of your Brit baked haddock and silly baked haddock.

Someday we will baked haddock. We'll eat and baked haddock and make the baked haddock.

Well, baked haddock all I have baked haddock. I kinda feel baked haddock that I aint baked haddock part in raccoon week. I baked haddock you baked haddock either.

America really kicked baked haddock ass back in the 1700's. baked haddock for the record.

All my baked haddock,
Steve

Anonymous said...

alektorophobic

chewable

synthesize

priceless collection of Etruscan snoods

slightly damp loofah sponge

ney Spears

walks

invade the wrong country

floss

handblown glass replica of the Millenium Dome we've always talked about.

something I thought was an overripe banana is

smeared on the walls today

not especially Iranian

combing my hair in a natty, Brylcreemed

cloned

redacted

steatopygic

Wite-out(tm)

Lovin', I will send to you

-- Lamont __________ Cranston

Lois Lane said...

Cake: Ha! You beat me to it! Exactly what I was going to say!

I raise a baked haddock in salute!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I thought you were a chick?

Sparkle Plenty said...

To sum up: [censored]

cake said...

Lois, what is they say about great haddocks? They bake alike...or something like that.

I think I'm confused.

Infrastructure!

Lois Lane said...

Cake: They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike -- You can lose your mind, when haddock are two of a kind.

Or something like that.

Raccoonfrastructure!

Jayne said...

Was it something I said?

I've haddock enough of this.

bacon ace said...

"Raccoonfrastructure!"

Damn! I'm not even sure what to do in response to that.

Anonymous said...

Jayne:

It was something you didn't say.

Damned if I know what that was. You didn't say it.

Lamont "Ineffable" Cranston

cake said...

So to sum up:

Based on what I've read on these blogs, a perfect meal is:

Baked haddock (!), potatoes with gravy, free Red Sox tacos, some infrastructure, and pudding for dessert.

Did I miss anything?

Jayne said...

Onions!

Lois Lane said...

Jayne: The good news is that IANO appears to be sweet on you. And the even better news is that you're very far away from him, so a restraining order probably won't be necessary.

The bad news? We appear to be out of onions. Sorry! Can I offer you some wine and day old baked haddock instead?

bacon ace said...

Uh Cake...bacon perhaps?

cake said...

Oh dear me, how could I miss bacon!?

So, baked haddock (!), potatoes with gravy, bacon, onions on the side, free Red Sox tacos, some infrastructure, wine, and pudding for dessert.

Now...how's that?

just sayin' said...

How about baconed haddock?

Anonymous said...

Cake:

And a double handful of good candy on the side. And possibly some pumpkin donuts.

And two hard-boiled eggs.

-- Lamont "Galloping Glutton" Cranston

Lois Lane said...

Popcorn brownies, anyone?

bacon ace said...

Cake you forgot popcorn browies and sweet potato pie?

What's gotten into you?