Monday, November 19, 2007

Mr Whipple R.I.P.

::squeezes Bible::

77 comments:

Anonymous said...

::squeezes eyeballs::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes baked haddock::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes raccoon::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes Hoagy::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes you until you die::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes doves of peace and candy and kittens and puppies::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes squeezebox::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes Squeeze::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes squeeze bottle::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes Squee::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes gun trigger::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes throat....tighter, tighter...::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes eyeballs shut::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes weenie::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes hungry lion's tail::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes lady friend's breast a bit too hard::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes into tiny circus car with forty other clowns::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes all the fruit in store::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes man friend's weenie a bit too hard::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes housewife::

Anonymous said...

:;squeezes four colors at once on spinning wheel::

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::squeezes all the housewives in store::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes mustard packet till it explodes::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes last bit of toothpaste out...of....tube....::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes Keith's solo out of the lineup::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes lemon juice into own eyeballs::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes ball::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes foot into glass slipper and curses::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes soap into evil stepsister's mouth::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes peanut butter into chocolate cups::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes into a compact car parking space::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes cankles into socks and shoes::

Anonymous said...

Trys to ::squeeze into size 4 jeans::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes body into suitcase::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes one more helping into tummy::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes his upteenth millionth goddamn orange::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes one more freakin' dollar out of the Star Wars franchise::

Anonymous said...

Who's Mr.Whipple?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Yeah, right. Mr. Whipple. No props for Goulet. Still.

(G'bye Mr. Squeezably Soft.)

Anonymous said...

::squeezes Goulet::

Anonymous said...

1. ::All My Squeezin'::

2.::Norsqueegin' Wood::

3. ::I Want To Squeeze Your Hand::

4. ::Why Don't we Squeeze It In The Road::

Anonymous said...

- ::Squeeze it Black::
- ::Almost Hear You Squeezing::
- ::Exile on Mainsqueeze Blues::
- ::Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby (Squeezing in the Shadows)::

Anonymous said...

::Let's Squeeze the Night Together::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes back::

Anonymous said...

*sob*

I have feelings too, you know!

Anonymous said...

::squeezes last ounce of life out of field mouse::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes cows utter....feels a bit weird doing so....continues to do so anyhow::

Anonymous said...

::slowly, slowly, slowly squeezes hand of cards revealing three Jacks::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes butt cheeks together while sitting in church::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes another Little Person into his movie::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes with The Force::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes infrastructure::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes baked haddock into mouth::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes a boy::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes a girl::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes pimple, then prescribes $200.00 worth of useless medicine::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes thighs shut::

Anonymous said...

squeezes his way into virgin's pants

Anonymous said...

squeezes his way into virgin's pants

Anonymous said...

::squeezes aluminium can, then scowls::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes lump of coal, turns it into diamond, gives it to Lois::

::Lois squeezes thighs shut::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes crackers into dust, drops them into soup::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes a pig till it turns into bacon::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes sweet Caroline Kennedy::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes a bonfire::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes a jumbo jet, let's go at 32,000 feet, falls to death::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes a "cigar"::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes burning hot coal, turns it into burning hot diamond, gives to Lois::

::Lois squeezes hot thighs shut::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes cigar because sometimes squeezing a cigar is just squeezing a cigar::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes cigar and then eats it::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes Lois's thighs and then burns them with cigar::

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::squeezes blood from a stone::

Anonymous said...

::squeezes into middle seat on airplane, ruining transatlantic flight for two average sized guys.::

AVERAGE SIZED GUY-

::squeezes stewardess arm....begs to be moved::

OTHER AVERAGE SIZED GUY-

::squeezes bag of airline peanuts::

Anonymous said...

::Proudly squeezes two inches of fat on belly::

Anonymous said...

::squeegees car windshield::

Anonymous said...

Joanie, you're my main squeeze.

Anonymous said...

So Dick Wilson died.

Aside from being a decorated RCAF bomber pilot, and playing Mr.Whipple in the Charmin commercials, Wilson also played the part of Captain Gruber on Hogan's Heroes.

Sigrid Valdis, who played Hilda, Col.Klink's secretary on Hogan's Heroes also died this week.

Suspicious, yes?

Is Ivan Dixon looking over his shoulder these days?