Monday, November 19, 2007

Mr Whipple R.I.P.

::squeezes Bible::

77 comments:

Anonymous said...

::squeezes eyeballs::

Fishy guy said...

::squeezes baked haddock::

possibly Hoagy said...

::squeezes raccoon::

possibly NoOprah said...

::squeezes Hoagy::

I'm gonna punch you in the face said...

::squeezes you until you die::

can't we all just be friends? said...

::squeezes doves of peace and candy and kittens and puppies::

accordion player said...

::squeezes squeezebox::

1980s rock fan said...

::squeezes Squeeze::

i love ketchup said...

::squeezes squeeze bottle::

Lenore said...

::squeezes Squee::

i hope the safety's on said...

::squeezes gun trigger::

albert desalvo said...

::squeezes throat....tighter, tighter...::

tell me when it's over said...

::squeezes eyeballs shut::

boy about to wet his pants said...

::squeezes weenie::

a retard said...

::squeezes hungry lion's tail::

55 year old guy on first ever date said...

::squeezes lady friend's breast a bit too hard::

i always wanted to be a clown said...

::squeezes into tiny circus car with forty other clowns::

housewife said...

::squeezes all the fruit in store::

55 year old gal on first ever date said...

::squeezes man friend's weenie a bit too hard::

fruit come to life and looking for revenge said...

::squeezes housewife::

spin art fan said...

:;squeezes four colors at once on spinning wheel::

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::squeezes all the housewives in store::

bored kid said...

::squeezes mustard packet till it explodes::

Paulie The pearl said...

::squeezes last bit of toothpaste out...of....tube....::

jagger said...

::squeezes Keith's solo out of the lineup::

baked haddock said...

::squeezes lemon juice into own eyeballs::

Blood donor said...

::squeezes ball::

evil stepsister said...

::squeezes foot into glass slipper and curses::

evil stepmother said...

::squeezes soap into evil stepsister's mouth::

candy maker said...

::squeezes peanut butter into chocolate cups::

guy with a huge Suv said...

::squeezes into a compact car parking space::

hillary said...

::squeezes cankles into socks and shoes::

fat broad said...

Trys to ::squeeze into size 4 jeans::

murderer said...

::squeezes body into suitcase::

heavy helen said...

::squeezes one more helping into tummy::

Julius said...

::squeezes his upteenth millionth goddamn orange::

George lucas said...

::squeezes one more freakin' dollar out of the Star Wars franchise::

Anonymous said...

Who's Mr.Whipple?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Yeah, right. Mr. Whipple. No props for Goulet. Still.

(G'bye Mr. Squeezably Soft.)

goulet fan said...

::squeezes Goulet::

the beatles said...

1. ::All My Squeezin'::

2.::Norsqueegin' Wood::

3. ::I Want To Squeeze Your Hand::

4. ::Why Don't we Squeeze It In The Road::

the stones said...

- ::Squeeze it Black::
- ::Almost Hear You Squeezing::
- ::Exile on Mainsqueeze Blues::
- ::Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby (Squeezing in the Shadows)::

the stones again said...

::Let's Squeeze the Night Together::

re-animated Goulet corpse said...

::squeezes back::

Scott tissue said...

*sob*

I have feelings too, you know!

boa constricter said...

::squeezes last ounce of life out of field mouse::

farmer said...

::squeezes cows utter....feels a bit weird doing so....continues to do so anyhow::

poker player said...

::slowly, slowly, slowly squeezes hand of cards revealing three Jacks::

flatulent catholic guy said...

::squeezes butt cheeks together while sitting in church::

peter jackson said...

::squeezes another Little Person into his movie::

yoda said...

::squeezes with The Force::

not cake said...

::squeezes infrastructure::

definitely not cake said...

::squeezes baked haddock into mouth::

not iranian said...

::squeezes a boy::

iranian said...

::squeezes a girl::

dermatologist said...

::squeezes pimple, then prescribes $200.00 worth of useless medicine::

virgin said...

::squeezes thighs shut::

slimy guys said...

squeezes his way into virgin's pants

slimy guys said...

squeezes his way into virgin's pants

Not so tough guy said...

::squeezes aluminium can, then scowls::

superman said...

::squeezes lump of coal, turns it into diamond, gives it to Lois::

::Lois squeezes thighs shut::

soup nazi said...

::squeezes crackers into dust, drops them into soup::

possibly bacon ace said...

::squeezes a pig till it turns into bacon::

neil diamond said...

::squeezes sweet Caroline Kennedy::

another retard said...

::squeezes a bonfire::

yet another retard said...

::squeezes a jumbo jet, let's go at 32,000 feet, falls to death::

freud said...

::squeezes a "cigar"::

retard superman said...

::squeezes burning hot coal, turns it into burning hot diamond, gives to Lois::

::Lois squeezes hot thighs shut::

freud said...

::squeezes cigar because sometimes squeezing a cigar is just squeezing a cigar::

retard freud said...

::squeezes cigar and then eats it::

retard Freudian Superman said...

::squeezes Lois's thighs and then burns them with cigar::

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::squeezes blood from a stone::

again with the fat smelly broad said...

::squeezes into middle seat on airplane, ruining transatlantic flight for two average sized guys.::

AVERAGE SIZED GUY-

::squeezes stewardess arm....begs to be moved::

OTHER AVERAGE SIZED GUY-

::squeezes bag of airline peanuts::

love handle louie said...

::Proudly squeezes two inches of fat on belly::

Unlclear on the concept said...

::squeegees car windshield::

Chachi said...

Joanie, you're my main squeeze.

I see nuttink in de nort' countree said...

So Dick Wilson died.

Aside from being a decorated RCAF bomber pilot, and playing Mr.Whipple in the Charmin commercials, Wilson also played the part of Captain Gruber on Hogan's Heroes.

Sigrid Valdis, who played Hilda, Col.Klink's secretary on Hogan's Heroes also died this week.

Suspicious, yes?

Is Ivan Dixon looking over his shoulder these days?