Friday, November 30, 2007

Put a sock in it, Wayne Newton.

What a total douche. Bad-mouthing Johnny Carson.

I hope you die, Wayne Newton, you big fat washed up tub of goo.

You couldn't hold Johnny Carson's socks.

::socks Wayne Newton in the mouth::

16 comments:

cake said...

Sock it to him, NoOprah!

::squeezes Wayne Newton until goo oozes out::

Dan K. Shane said...

:socks him right in the kisser::

Tom Jones said...

"You couldn't carry my socks either.....but we both know where I keep 'em."

socks the cat said...

Screw you, Wayne...and Hillary, too!

Red Sox said...

We are the World Champions. You are a loser.

black sox said...

Scandalous!

White Sox said...

White socks rule!

sock puppet said...

Someone has their hand up my butt....it's uncomfortable.

spock said...

Did someone call me?

dryer said...

I eat socks for breakfast, mmmm...

sarah jessica parker said...

We booted him off my show...Socks in the City.

possibly a perv said...

I'm going to have socks with that fence.

washed up perv said...

I wanna have socks with Wayne Newton

bill clinton said...

I did not have socks with that woman!

george michael said...

I want your socks.

40 year old virgin with cold feet said...

Someday, I want to have socks.