So the other day I'm speaking with a friend about alternative fuels (and chicks and baseball) and he tells me this story from a few years ago about this inventor guy.
Seems the guy built a car that could run on discarded cooking oils from restaurants. He go around to all the area eateries and they would just give him this stuff. And he'd basically drive for free.
He said the only downside was that the exhaust smelled like french fries.
THE DOWNSIDE????!!! Air that smells like french fries has NO downside!
Just imagine a world where the air smelled of the frenched fry! OH. MY. GOD.
It would have to be the end of all wars as we know them. Why would someone want to fight when the air was smelling of fried potatoes?
The worlds economy would change. Every restaurant that didn't serve french fries would be out of business (cuz folks would only dine at places that served the sizzlin' spuds)
Idaho, Ireland, and maybe Maine would be the new Superpowers.
So to sum up:
French Fry air is the best air.