Friday, December 28, 2007

99 bottles of beer on the wall...

99 bottles of beer, ya take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

(It's called phoning it in.)

45 comments:

Tex said...

going on strike like the other writers i see?

and what a dumb song...honestly in new england do ya think a bottle of beer would get passed around?? Im drinking it as soon as it's given to me

charlie said...

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, you take one down and pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall...

pickle man pete said...

97 bottles of beer on the wall 97 bottles of beer.. you take one down an pass it around 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

Britty Mcbritarooney said...

96 bots of hops on the pubs wall, 96 bots of hops, me mate takes one down and passes it around, 95 bloody bots of hops on the pubs wall..

a wine lush said...

95 bottles of wine on the wall, 95 bottles of wine, ya take one down, ya pass it around, 94 bottles of wine on the wall...

sharing's for chumps said...

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, you take one down, you swill it all down, 93 bottles of beer on the wall...

cursin' canuck said...

93 bottles of better stronger beer on the wall eh, 93 bottles of better strong beer, ya take one down eh and pass it around eh, 92 bottles of better strong beer on the wall eh.

Tex said...

who ARE these people??

even Oldest Daugher said...

That's Retarded!

Joey Sober said...

92 bottles of cola on the wall,92 bottles of cola, ya take one down and pass it around, 92 bottles of cola on the wall.

I've got the dt's said...

91 bottles of root beer on the wall91 bottles of root beer, you take one down and pass it around, 91 bottles of root beer on the wall.

Old Maine Salty said...

90 Cans of Moxie on the wall, 90 cans of Moxie, ye take one down, pass it around *burp* 89 cans of Moxie on the wall.

scaly skinned stu said...

89 bottles of skin lotion on the wall, 89 bottles of skin lotion, you take one down and pass it around 89 bottles of skin lotion on the wall...

Juanita said...

If you have a wall with 98 bottles of beer on it then you need some household decorating tips.

milky the calf said...

88 bottles of liquid veal on the wall, 88 bottles of liquid veal, you take one down and pass it around 87 bottles of liquid veal on the wall...

open sore said...

87 bottles of pus on the wall, 87 bottles of pus, you take one down and pass it around 86 bottles of pus on the wall...

lestat said...

86 bottles of blood on the wall, 86 bottles of blood, you take one down and pass it around 85 bottles of blood on the wall...

pete best said...

85 Beatles of bears on the wall, 85 Beatles of bears, you take one down and pass it around 84 Beatles of bears on the wall...

(Back in the R.O.A.R.)

Mr. Whipple said...

84 rolls of Charmin on the wall, 84 rolls of Charmin, you take one down and squeeze it around 83 rolls of Charmin on the wall...

::squeezes Charmin::

lexmark said...

83 bottles of ink on the wall, 83 bottles of ink, you take one down and pass it around 82 bottles of ink on the wall...

cousin saul said...

Okay...I was wrong. The Beatles game is not the worst blog anymore!

i love condiments said...

82 bottles of on the wall, 82 bottles of ketchup, ya take one down, pass it around, 81 bottles of ketchup on the wall.

the cleaning woman said...

81 bottles of floor polish on the wall, 81 bottles of floor polish, ya take one down, you spray it around, 80 bottles of floor polish on the wall!

heavy helen said...

80 bottles of Coke on the wall, 80 bottles of Coke, you take one down, pass it around...

::eyes 79 remaining bottles::

::chugs 30 of them::

49 bottles of Coke on the wall!

ike said...

How DARE you?!

::beats Heavy Helen::

crazy mad scientist said...

49 bottles of brains on the wall, 49 bottles of brains, you take one down, you get run out of town, 48 bottles of brains on the wall...

grumpy guy who hates beer said...

48 bottles of beer at the mall, 48 bottles of beer, you take one down, with a big frown, 47 bottles of beer on the wall.

Britty Mcbritarooney's sister said...

47 sprots of the fuzzy on the stoneysit, 47 sprots of the fuzzy, me takes one down, me gargles it down, 46 sprots of the fuzzy on the stoneysit!

the puppy said...

46 dishes of water for me, 46 dishes of water, I take one down, pass it around, 45 dishes of water for me...

teetotaller said...

45 bottles of beer on the wall, 45 bottles of beer, you take one down, you smash it on the ground, 44 bottles of beer on the wall.

possibly gay Shakespeare said...

44 bottles of Lear on the wall, 44 bottles of Lear, you take one down, you pass it around, 43 bottles of Lear.

slutty gal said...

43 bottles of beer on my gown, 43 bottles of beer, I drank one down, got passed around, 42 bottles of beer on my gown.

beer's for loozas said...

42 bottles of champagne on the wall, 42 bottles of champagne, take one down, pass it around, 41 bottles of champagne on the wall!

bond james bond said...

41 bottles of martinis on the wall, 41 bottles of martinis, you take one down, shake it around, 40 bottles of martinis on the wall.

chupacabra hunter said...

40 bottles of chupacabra juice on the wall, 40 bottles of chupacabra juice, you take one down, pass it around, 39 bottles of chupacabra juice on the wall.

probably not clinky said...

39 bottles of grease on the wall, 39 bottles of grease, ya take one down, squirt it into all your joints all nice like, 38 bottles of beer on the wall.

wicked witch of the west said...

38 glasses of water on the...*trips, spills water*.

AAAAAAH!

*melts*

just for saul said...

What if the Beatles sang about beer?

- Love Love Me Brew
- All You Need is Suds
- I Wanna Hold Your Can
- Maxwell's Silver Heineken
- Back in the B.E.E.R.
- Paperbag Drinker

Sparkle Plenty said...

You know, what about the one hundredth bottle of beer on the wall? What happened to it? Did it jump? Did it fall? Was it pushed?

Tex said...

a better question Sparkles is what the hell are beer bottles doing ON A WALL??? I mean seriously, they should be in the frigerator staying cold. i think the 100th bottle was left in the fridge where it needed to be

crazy lady said...

37 bottles of beer on the wall I HATE CHEW, 37 bottles of beer on the wall I HATE CHEW, take one down, pass it around I HATE CHEW! 36 bottles of beer on the wall.

crazy lady said...

37 bottles of beer on the wall I HATE CHEW, 37 bottles of beer on the wall I HATE CHEW, take one down, pass it around I HATE CHEW! 36 bottles of beer on the wall.

crazy lady said...

I HATE CHEW BLOGGER!

Miss Antsy said...

36 bottles of beer on the wall, 36 bottles of beer...you take down 33 bottles just to get this game near the end, 3 bottles of beer on the wall.

cake not logged in said...

::drinks last three bottles::

The end!