Sunday, December 16, 2007

FAKE DEATH HEADLINES

The other day Ike Turner died and our Lovely Cake posted a link to a NY newspaper that had the classic headline: IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH. Probably the best celebrity death headline ever.

Ever.

We're gonna try our own....though they won't be as good.


TYSON TKOD'ed (Mike Tyson dies off overdose)

DION AND THE (Loose) BELL-MOUNTS (Celine Dion dies when church bell falls and crushes her skull)

See how fun this is?

A-ROD A-DEAD A-HEART A-TTACK

Ya got any?

25 comments:

Tex said...

Bush Sawed off...Bush dies in his sleep

The New York Pest said...

DICK CHAIN-EY HANGING ON BY A LIMB

(chainsaw accident)

New York Daily Gnus said...

IT'S DEATH WITH A D FOR LIZA WITH A Z

L. Michaels said...

HE'S CHEVY CHASE AND HE'S NOT ANYMORE

New york thymes said...

HE. DID NOT. HAVE. CPR. WITH THAT. WOMAN.

(BILL CLINTON heart attack)

cake said...

- J.K. "Rowing" Incident Goes Bad
(Drowns after accidentally ditching oars to write down a follow-up idea for Harry Potter.)

- Mr. T Foo'd by Mystery Tea
(Poison in his drink is his final undoing.)

- Charlie Wattage Disaster!
(Charlie Watts dies after a home rewiring project goes awry.)

cake said...

- Bob Dylan Dies Bobbin' and Chillin'.

(Dylan dies after joining the Polar Bear Club.)

cake said...

Steve Fossett Searchers Say "Toss it!"

(What, too soon?)

Charles DaGhoul from de nort' countree said...

Princess Di? Princess Dead!

Smothers Brother smothers Smothers Brother!
Accused says "Mom always liked him best."

cake said...

Small Claws Kill Mall Claus!

(Mall Santa Claus has a massive allergic reaction to the nearby petshop and dies.)

bacon ace said...

NoOprah Nearly Dies in Car Accident While Dreaming.

Reporter for FOXNEWS said...

Bacon Ace Nearly Chokes on Bacon

"I can't believe it turned on me like that," he sobbed when asked how he was feeling. "All my life I've treated bacon like a queen and now this. I'm switching to tofu!"

pyromaniac said...

Elton John a Candle in the Wind: Firefighters Unable to Smother Flames in Time to Save Singer.

pete said...

Dan Folgleberg dies peacefully and mellow.

Not many attend funeral.

Casablanca Comics said...

PAUL IS DEAD....THIS TIME WE REALLY MEAN IT.

Not Casablanca Comics said...

PAUL IS DEAD, IF ONLY IT WAS RINGO INSTEAD.

a democrat said...

ROMNEY DIES-CHOKES ON OWN VoMITT

not oprah said...

SHE AIN'T NO OPRAH NO MO

apollo creed said...

WHITNEY HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

JESSICA SIMPSON, D'OA!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Frampton Comes Alive, Mourners Scatter in Fear

Sparkle Plenty said...
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Sparkle Plenty said...

McCain: McCouldn't McMake It

Redbeard76 said...

GRACIE TAPS OUT

UFC Legend goes down the runway for the last time

Anonymous said...

Kurt KoBrained