The other day Ike Turner died and our Lovely Cake posted a link to a NY newspaper that had the classic headline: IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH. Probably the best celebrity death headline ever.
We're gonna try our own....though they won't be as good.
TYSON TKOD'ed (Mike Tyson dies off overdose)
DION AND THE (Loose) BELL-MOUNTS (Celine Dion dies when church bell falls and crushes her skull)
See how fun this is?
A-ROD A-DEAD A-HEART A-TTACK
Ya got any?