Friday, December 07, 2007

Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

You Jap bastards!

21 comments:

Redbeard76 said...

You chupacabra bastards!

cake said...

Wait...it was the chupacabras who bombed Pearl Harbo(u)r?!

Goddammit.

Next you'll be telling me they're on side with Al Quaeda, too.

What?!

Shit, we're SCREWED!

jap said...

Fuck you!

Redbeard76 said...

Recommended Viewing for Pearl Harbo(u)r day:

-Flags of our Fathers
-Letter to Iwo Jima

NOT: Pearl Harbo(u)r, featuring that wickid pissah Ben Affleck.

911 said...

Don't forget about me *sob*

cake said...

I went and got sushi for lunch in honour of Pearl Harbo(u)r Day!

What?

Oh.

Sorry.

bacon ace said...

911's just a made up holiday used by Hallmark to sell cards.

cake said...

(Actually, that's a lie. If I'd actually been thinking, though...)

Redbeard76 said...

I got Chinese (honestly) in honor of Pearl Harbor day.

Please send hate mail for my insensitivity to:
bigfoot@mythologicalcreaturesyouhaveenjoyed.com

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I wish Nine Hundred and Eleven had happened on Christmas Day so our Hallmark Cards could read:

MERRY CHRISTMAS and Sorry Your loved one was crushed by falling concrete. And A Happy New Year!

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) To sum up: You!
2) WOW! I like Bacon Ace's new picture!
3) WOW! I like Redbeard's new picture!
4) WOW! Cake's old picture is cool!
5) The little known "Rhinestone Harbor" incident continues to haunt the "Bedazzler Community."
6) I like turtles!

Lois Lane said...

I just put up our Christmas tree in honor (honour?) of Pearl Harbo(u)r.

Or Christmas. Or Hanukkah. I'm not quite sure.

::hic::

Did someone say infrastructure?

ALBATROSS!

cake said...

So to sum up:

I robbed a post office in honour of Pearl Harbo(u)r Day, intending to donate my ill-gotten gains to the Society for Small Children with Big Teeth...but on my way out, I was tripped up by a chupacabra and all I ended up with in the end was an AAAALBATROSS!

asian cowgirl said...

Hey, nice meeting you the other day as well. And I am so glad that you ain't no Oprah, I Ain't no Oprah.

As far as losing my legs, well, I guess it would be totally inappropriate to say that I lost them at Pearl Harbor, so, I lost them at Pearl Harbor. See you soon.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

My legs got cut off on Nine Hundred and Eleven when a Japanese guy fell on me after leaping from a flaming building.

Redbeard76 said...

Then you got hired for the role of ET: The Return.

pearl said...

i won mein chow now

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Tex said...

WTF??

Redbeard76 said...

No one expects the Portuguese spammer!

Tex said...

you're holding out on us...i was getting ready to post #3 for you...????