Thursday, December 27, 2007

John Kerry: Leader

Yes, I voted for Bush. Against Gore was a no-brainer and so was voting Bush against Kerry.

Or so I thought.

Seems this week John Kerry showed the world what a leader he would have been. You see, this Saturday the New England Patriots are playing their final regular season game of the year and have a chance to go undefeated.

But the local channel 5 has an exclusive to show the game in this area thus preventing fans in parts of New England from seeing this historic game.

But our retar...I mean our esteemed Junior Senator from Massachusetts, John Kerry, threatened (THREATENED!) the National Football League with something if they didn't allow all the fans of New England the opportunity to watch this game. And now channels 4, 5 , and 7 will ALL be showing the same game (reducing channel 5's ad revenue BIGTIME)

And it clearly says in the Constituition that 'No man should have to miss a game if a retar..., I mean...if a Junior Senator can throw a hissy fit.'

So to sum up:

John Kerry is a big fat ugly crybaby loser that likes to throw his weight around on issues he has no business being a part of.

PS to John Kerry:
I hope your cable goes out on Saturday.

17 comments:

bacon ace said...

Is his "hissy fit" also responsible for you taking down the retard post from yesterday?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

My daughter was.

She works with 'mentally challenged' people and they are really dear to her heart and I felt bad so I deleted it.

I'm a Dad...what can I say.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

And they're not called 'mentally challenged' but I can't remember what the new term is.

cake said...

I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that I'm not really a loser....I just play one on this blog. Really.

Oh and it's all Bacon Ace's fault.

p.s.
If the Pats game isn't on tv, the terrorists will have won!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

They don't like to be called 'terrorists' anymore....'Politically Challenged' is the new term.

Redbeard76 said...

If I remember correctly I've heard it's M.R., which is just Mental Retardation abbreviated, like it covers it up or something.

So the old ketchup windbag did something good for once?

cake said...

And here I thought Bush was Politically Challenged...but that would make him a terrorist...which would mean he'd have to invade himself...

I'm so confused.

bacon ace said...

Cake,
My fault?

"And they're not called 'mentally challenged' but I can't remember what the new term is."

Tardy McTardington?

Tex said...

What game are you talking about?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Tex,

Huh?

(I deleted a post about "retards" that my daughter found offensive)

cake said...

Bacon:

My New Year's resolution is to just blame you for everything.

It's going to make my life so much simpler...anytime I'm in trouble, I'll just pin it on you.

Thank you in advance!

bacon ace said...

Hmmm let me try.

"This is all Bacon Ace's fault"
Dammit I didn't do it right. This game sucks.

Tex said...

::waves hand over IANO's head::

I was acting like i dont know the Pats were playing. ::rolls eyes::

cousin saul said...

Steve,
I'm pretty sure the new term for retards is "little people"

Juanita said...

Don't be retarded.

See how easy that is to say? How sweet that you understand your daughter's current sensitivity to her charges.

But, and this from a pro, don't be surprised in a few years when she comes to visit, knocks down a few shots of tequila at your kitchen table, and calls one of her clients the Mayor of BumbleFuck. Or something even better.

You're sounding unusually PC though...almost Lavander.

Hillary is counting on your vote.

Juanita said...

And by the way, the new term is "Developmentally Delayed."

It means "Retarded."

Corky said...

Those that can be retarded, are retarded.
Those that can't be retarded, teach the retarded.