1. Tighten up those thighs a bit.
2. A bit more.
3. Just a tad more...
4. Make up a new word to replace retard
5. Make up jive about Hillary Clinton
6. Help make the word jive popular again.
7. Use italics in the wrong way
8. Nothing for #8
9. Nickname your best pal Hoagy, cause confusion on the blogs.
10. Make up a Popeye/Bhutto joke.
11. Convince my Wifey to make those little swiss cheese/bacon thingies for me more often.
12. Get a potato. Get a masher.
13. Stab people that say: I Heart Huckabee
14. Stab people that love Huckabee
15. Make up a story involving Huckabee Finn
16. Read fewer blogs, work on thighs a bit more.
17. What did I just say?
18. You're only jiving yourself.
19. Make me cookies. Sugar cookies.
20. Write to Kentucky Fried Chicken....demand Popcorn Skin
21. Stab people that say "My resolution is not to make resoulutions."
22. Stab people that comment on people that say "My resolution is not to make resolutions."
23. Crap. ::holds bloodied belly:: Take me to doctor.
24. Watch New Years Rockin' Eve without commenting on how retar....I mean, how old Dick Clark sounds.
25. What if the Beatles sang about resolutions?
a) Resolution 9
Ahhhh fergit it....work on those thighs some more.