Wednesday, December 12, 2007

R.I.P. Ike Turner, you son of a bitch wife beaten prick.

You will be missed.

::punches Ike in face::

23 comments:

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I totally stole this blog from Redbeard

ike said...

::smacks IANO::

Clinky said...

Sometimes we like to do things nice and easy, other times, we like to do them easy and nice.

tina said...

::beaten a path to his funeral::

Mike Tyson said...

::high fives spirit of Ike::

bing crosby said...

::smacks Ike's kids::

Tex said...

i heard tina liked it

cake said...

::kicks Ike's coffin over::

::tasers him::

::goes off to check out the funeral lunch buffet::

Redbeard76 said...

::punches Rick James::

I'm Ike Turner, bitch!

Sparkle Plenty said...

I liked his candies--did he make those with Mike Ditka?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Excuse me, No Oprah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAKE! (I think.)

Tex said...

Happy BD Cake...so do you make a cake for Cake or pie?

cake said...

Shhhhhhh! You know IANO doesn't like birthday talk!

...

Wait, if he doesn't like it...we should do it more.

So, what if the Beatles sang about birthdays?

- I Want to Eat Your Cake*
- Twist and Shout Happy Birthday
- All You Need is Presents
- Wild Honey Piles of Presents

(*The pastry, not the blogger.)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

What if the Beatles sang about Ike Turner?

1. All My Punchin'

2. Ain't She Beat

3.Mean Mr. Turner

4. Eights Smacks A Week

5. Help!

6.The Ballad of John and Uh-Oh!

7. Here Comes The Punch

8. We Can't Work It Out

9. I Want To Punch Your Face

Jayne said...

I particulaurly liked 'We Can't Work It Out'.

It made me laugh more than the other ones which is why I particularly liked it.

naggy mcwhinypants said...

No blog today, huh. *yawn*

ollie obvious said...

No blog since yesterday.

America circa 1950s said...

I like Ike.

just a big ole nancy said...

Maybe he fell into a snowbank.

(I'm scared of snow.)

probably not bacon ace said...

Like it or lump it ya pansy!

ike said...

::smacks fake poster::

fake poster said...

::spits on Ike's corpse and laughs::

cake said...

And the award for Best Headline on the Subject of Ike's Death goes to...

::drum roll::

The NY Post!