Thursday, January 24, 2008

Goodnight, Dear.

So the other night I'm getting ready to go to bed (Wifey was staying up) and she was sitting on the couch.

I approach her to give her a kiss goodnight when all of a sudden she holds her palm out like a STOP sign and says:

"NO! Your hair is sticking up!"

My hair is sticking up and now I can't kiss my wife goodnight???

What part of Planet Retard is she living on?

12 comments:

Redbeard76 said...

Not now, I've got a headache.

Sparkle Plenty said...

To sum up: She DUCKED you!

jed said...

Seems to me like she gave ya the 'ol' Heath Ledger'

And we've all been there, pal.

Lois Lane said...

If your hair was more poofy, you wouldn't have these problems.

Redbeard76 said...

Young Doug Flutie didn't have these issues.

i overcame it and so can she! said...

Tell her she's not alone.

cake said...

Happy Duck Thursday, IANO!

(p.s. Your hair is sticking up.)

Lois Lane said...

Quack!

heath "just ducky" ledger said...

I loved waterfowl!

maddog said...

Perhaps she was concerned that you were involved in a Something About Mary activity.

asian cowgirl said...

I got nothin. Thats just crazy.

Jayne said...

How come it was stuck up? What with? I mean you know... for all we know it may have been a 'There's Something About Mary' moment.

You should be more careful.