So the other night I'm getting ready to go to bed (Wifey was staying up) and she was sitting on the couch.
I approach her to give her a kiss goodnight when all of a sudden she holds her palm out like a STOP sign and says:
"NO! Your hair is sticking up!"
My hair is sticking up and now I can't kiss my wife goodnight???
What part of Planet Retard is she living on?