Monday, January 21, 2008

I Have A Dream

See, today is Martin Luther King day and I wanted to copy and paste the I HAVE A DREAM speech in here and then doctor it all up and make it funny and witty and stuff.

But then I read it and the thing just goes on and on and on and on and on....

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Dear Martin Luther King,

GET. TO. THE. POINT. ALREADY!!!

Love,
Steve

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I'll sum up the speech:

Stop treating people so crappy.

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That's all he needed to say. Mountain tops.....

12 comments:

cake said...

I guess nobody told MLK about the 45 second dream rule, huh?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

He died before I could tell him.

MLK said...

I HATE CHEW!

cake said...

Did he die from eating silica gel!?

jed said...

Wasn't Martin Luther King one them thar black fellas? We don't got 'em down here in mah neck of the backwoods...net sure ah've even SEEN a black fella. I thenk ah hadda dream about one once, though...mebbe.

naacp said...

You can't say "black fella"! We buried that word!

a different naacp member said...

No, we buried [word missing due to having been buried].

naacp said...

Oh. Carry on, then.

mlk said...

I HATE CHEW ALSO, JED!!!

probably not an naacp member said...

What if the Beatles wrote about MLK?

- Being For the Benefit of Mr. King
- I'm Happy Just to Dream with You
- Not Being for the Benefit of Mr. KKK
- Baby You're a Black Man
- Can't Buy Me Human Rights
- Eight Dreams a Week

NAACP said...

Got MLK? We Do

Anonymous said...

"Stop treating people so crappy."

Wouldn't that effectively mean the end of this blog circle as we know it?

-- Lamont "The Measure of a Curmudgeon" Cranston