Tuesday, January 22, 2008

I look like Doug Flutie

The other night Bob the Drunk is sitting next to me and tells me I look like Doug Flutie.

No big deal.

The next night I'm out with Wifey and the waiter tells me I look like Doug Flutie.
Two nights in a row.

Now for a good part of the 1980s and 1990s folks used to tell my buddy Hoag that HE looked like Doug Flutie.

Point of the Story:Hoag looks like the young good looking Doug Flutie. I look like the old long in the tooth ugly Doug Flutie.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

There...

there really isn't a "Bob the Drunk", is there?

Friends who exist "in the hearts of all of us" don't really exist at all. Not even the Easter Bunny.

Besides, if the Easter Bunny ever did exist, he would have been skinned for dozens of glove linings long ago.

-- Lamont "And I'm Not So Sure About Hannukah Harry, Either" Cranston

Doug Flutie said...

I wanna die.

cake said...

Lamont:

::hugs dead bunny gloves and cries::

p.s.
Doug Flutie is a huge Hillary supporter...should I tell IANO or do you wanna?

bob the drunk said...

I think Doug Flutie's cute - I was hitting on ya and ya didn't even realize it.

disbelieving mcskepticalpants said...

Bob the Drunk and Hoagy are both clearly made up. Aren't you a bit old to be having imaginary friends?

possibly hoag said...

I'm real and I'm scary, come over here and say that to my face!

Redbeard76 said...

Young Doug Flutie with poofy hair.

Hoag put you up to this, didn't he?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Does Old Flutie wear a jumpsuit with a giant belt buckle? Does he give away cadillacs? If so, may I please have one?

Redbeard76 said...

Old Flutie has left the building.

old flutie said...

Thank ya, thank ya very much!

the beatles said...

What if Elvis sang about Doug Flutie?

Sparkle Plenty said...

You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound, Doug

Anonymous said...

"Are You Lonesome To(Buddy)Night?"

-- Lamont "Fifth Elvis" Cranston

Lois Lane said...

::Googles picture of Doug Flutie::

Maybe...kinda like a "Blue Hawaii" era Doug Flutie.

maddog said...

I've been mistaken for Flutie too. I suspect any dark-haired white guy in the 5'9" height range from Boston must eventually be called "Flutie" by someone.

swooning girl said...

Oh Mr. NotOprah, you're dreamy, I had no idea!

jed said...

Ah've been mistookens for Flutie and I ain't even from Bostahn!

maybe bacon ace said...

Everyone always thinks I'm Flutie. (Flutie loves bacon, too.)

probably not lamont said...

I wish I were from Boston...then people would mistake me for Flutie.

possibly spud said...

I was just out getting a coffee and a broad called ME Flutie too!

doubtful this is really hoag said...

Everyone knows I'm the real Flutie. I've got the poofy hair to prove it!

not really lois's husband said...

Lois just finished telling me that I look exactly like Flutie!

not cousin saul said...

I'm too busy enjoying the sunshine in some warm climate to be confused with Flutie.

heavy helen said...

Old Fat Flutie Elvis is just dreamy. Pass the cloned pancakes.

Definitely Not David Tennant said...

I wish I looked like Doug Flutie!

Spud said...

You totaly misunderstood.
It just so happens I translate (and speak) "Drunken Slur".
He probably said "you look damn fruity."

probably still not hoagy said...

So, you're telling me he probably said I looked like a poofta, not poofy?

I knew we shouldn't hold hands, IANO!

Anonymous said...

Maybe it was your "flutie" Bob the Drunk wanted to play?

Anonymous said...

"...Senator i know Doug Flutie and you are no Doug Flutie."

jack nicholson said...

You can't handle the Doug Flutie.

bacon ace said...

I always thought you looked like David Byrne of Talking Heads. Now I'm off "Into the Blue"

David Byrne said...

I'm often told I look like Doug Flutie.

Anonymous said...

I've always thought you just talked like Doug Flutie.

I want to say more, but I'll just get a one way ticket to Hell. Without a handbasket.

Juanita