Thursday, January 10, 2008

Possible nicknames for Hilllary (if she wins and I kill myself).

1. Madman President

2. The Commander In Queif

3. Bleeder of the Free World

4. Ugliest man president EVER.

5. Shrillary

6......

I can't finish.....just the idea of her winning has me suicidal.

Or hungry.

Or something.

12 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

You gonna do Beatles songs with this, too?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Nah...we've done Hillary/Beatles before.

Hilllllary said...

::sniff sniff:: I get no respect

cake said...

6. Queen of the Harpies
7. Her Madjesty
8. Ms. Pretty in Pinkpantsuits
9. Cankleness in Chief

Hmmmm...that's harder than it looks.

cake said...

10. Mistress

::waits for IANO to throw up in his mouth::

Anonymous said...

Cake,

I think IANO has some "tapes." And who exactly WAS the "Blonde in the limo?"

SO many questions.....

Juanita

cake said...

Juanita:

Hey, good point. And I'd go further...what if Buddy Night is just a cover for the time he spends with Hilllary? Hmmm? We all assume he spends Thursday evenings braiding Hoag's hair...but what if...oh, this is just getting spooky.

Anonymous said...

Cake,

Yup.

Braiding Hoagy's hair has always been a convenient excuse.

Buddy night.....try CANKLE NIGHT!

Juanita

Anonymous said...

Oh right Mr. "I hate Hillary but secretly want her to win so I secretly said so on the World Wide Web and have secret blondes show up on buddy night in limos when I told wifey I was out braiding Hoagy's hair" IANO.

Cankle Lover.

Cake-we should work for the Washington Post.

Juanita

cake said...

Juanita:

I agree, we make EXCELLENT investigative reporters.

And it's interesting that Mr. IANO hasn't denied this yet, huh?

Anonymous said...

Denied, hell.

Which of IANO's orifices is Hillary going to store HER cigars in?

-- Lamont "Cuba Libre" Cranston

Anonymous said...

Lamont,

I'd prefer not to think about IANO's orifice's.

We're serious investigative reporters now-we have other big leads to follow at the moment.

Juanita