Today's tips for Hilllary:
1. Lose the cackle.
2. Lose the cankles.
3. Stop shrieking.
4. Have surgery to remove your penis.
5. Look at a mirror (it'll keep you from looking at a camera...YOU'RE HIDEOUS!)
6. Put down Chelsea....that dog needs to be put to sleep.
7. Say the word CHANGE. ONE. MORE. TIME.
8. Stop mentioning your '35 years of experience'....I could pick out a trailer and a china pattern in about 20 minutes.
9. Don't smile anymore....it truly freak folks out.
10. Be a good loser.