Dear Al Gore,
So why is it so cold out? Huh?
Think you're a smart guy....don't ya? Huh? Smart guy. The planet is warming up. Global warming.
'Fraid not, Tubby. Cuz I'm cold. And cold ain't warming. Tubby.
I'm not even sure what your motive is. Do you own stock in Carrier? Maybe a little Freon Business in Texas? Maybe you're hoping to buy some cheap land at the Arctic Circle when folks move out cuz it's so 'warm'.
The globe is warming. But it's cold. But the warmth is coming...correct? Tubby?
And where did you get your science degree anyhow...Tubby? Were the classrooms warm? And that was good, correct? And the cold is bad, correct? And you're an idiot, correct? And Tubby, correct?
A Tubby, lying, fake scientist. That's what you are. Is that correct? Are you warm or cold?
Ever been to the Arctic Circle? Is it warm?? I think NOT!!! Is the ice melted?? I think NOT!! Are our cities flooded?? Well...maybe a couple of them, but they're down south and nobody much cares.
So To Sum Up:
I'm cold and Al Gore is a tubby idiot.
Or he's correct and we're all gonna die wonderfully warm deaths.