1. The 45 second retelling of a dream rule has been raised to 50 seconds.
2. Posting of YouTube videos is mailing it in.
3. Posting of YouTube videos over 1 minute long will not be watched to the end of said video.
4. Blogging is about getting to the point.
5. Hitler is always good for a blog when ya really have nothing to talk about. It's Hitler...what's not to love?
6. Movie reviews? Verbotten!
7. Food is always good for blog fodder. Mmmmmmm.....fodder! With brownies!
8. Calling me No Oprah is crazy...I'm Ain't No Oprah. Understand the math? Retards.
9. Using the words beauty and Hillary in the same sentence is forbidden...unless said sentence goes like this: 'That was a beauty of a rock thrown at Hillary.' Or something.
10. There is nothing for #10
11. When in doubt...BEATLES GAME!
12. Poofy shall only be used when talking about Hoagy's hair....never when discussing sexuality.
13. Did we mention Hitler?
14. Numbered lists are always cool for blogs...it makes reading fun!
.......and a bunch of other rules I'll make up as you piss me off.