Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Finally...the Letter Game !

The subject today will be Hillary and her beauty.

Your letters are:

D-M-H-F-A-T

The rules are simple...make up a sentence using those letters as the first letter of each word. Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty.

Winner will get a free vomit bag or laser eye surgery.

Or something.

58 comments:

cake said...

Delicious matron...Hillary's features are terrific!

stuckwithacomb said...

Deny Monica, Hillary's fangs are terrifying.

Clinky said...

DaMn, Hillary is FAT!

Lois Lane said...

Democrats mollify Hillary's funky albino tattoos!

throwing up in mouth said...

Don't marginalize Hillary, fair and true.

victorian erotica said...

Dear Mistress Hillary, forsooth another tingle?

probably not IANO said...

Dandy! My Hillary fortunes are turning!

oh no not the f word said...

Doesn't matter, Hillary, farts are temporary.

it's possible said...

Dress, makeup, hat...firstlady's attractive transvestite!

mouth o' vomit said...

Dreamy Miss Hillary...Flirtini and tacos?

Anonymous said...

Dear Madame: Headbands Forestall Ashblonde Thinning.

Don't Monitor Her Fashion: Applaud Thinking!

Denied Michigan, Hillary's Florida Aspirations Teeter.

Yeah, I know it's not about her charms, but it's real topical.

-- Lamont "Don't Mind How Futile Are These" Cranston

thick gobs of puke said...

Delicious mammaries Hillary! Feels amazingly tight!

hot to trot said...

Darling, my Hillary fancies a toss.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Drunk...Midnight...Hillary's Fetching And Tempting!

barf in the back of me mouth said...

Dear Miss Hillary,

Fight Ankle terrorism!

i don't understand this one said...

Dastardly minions! Hillary's fabulous ass terrorizes!

cake said...

Dreamy, milky...Hillary fantasies are torrid.

fat lady said...

::sings::

Don't mistake Hillary for a tramp!

cousin saul said...

Monumentally Dastardly Hillary Fails At Truth.

chokin' on my own chunks said...

Drunk? Maybe. Hillary feels almost tempting.

Lying Hillary said...

No...I just "mis-spoke" about the danger when I was landing in Bosnia. That's very different from telling a lie.

hock a loogy Louie said...

Dumb men hate fat ankle tramp.

Dubya said...

Bosnia? Isn't that the capital of Massachusetts?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Dinty Moore! Hungry For A Treat!

What's that? Oh, sorry. Off topic. I'll try again.

i've never had so much vomit in my mouth at one time said...

Dimples might hinder 'Fat Asses' term.

Sparkle Plenty said...

DRASTIC MAKEOVER! Hillary's Funbags Are Titillating!

Sparkle Plenty said...

DRAT, MORTY! Hillzilla's Face Ate Tokyo!

Robbie said...

Duuu Maaa Heeeee Faaaaa aaaaa Taaaaa

a bowl full o' puke said...

Democrats massage Hillary's fatty ankles, thighs.

i have a cold said...

DoOprah misses Hillary's face and thighs.

I sicken myself said...

Dreamy Meaty Hillary, flavors and taste!

phantom of the opera? said...

Dance, my Hillary! For all time!

hill's lover said...

Divine, my Hillary, filling and tasty.

I've got my mind right said...

Dracula, Mummy, Hillary, Frankenstein are terrifying!

oh a lame one said...

"Despicable maid," Hillary fretted, "acting scared!"

dirty girl said...

Delicious, my Hillary's feverishly amorous tongue.

just thirsty is all said...

"Drink, my honey?" firstlady asks timidly.

sponge bather said...

Dank, musty...Hillary's folds are terrible.

worst pickup line ever said...

Darling, my Hillary, fancy a trampeze?

bacon ace said...

Dudes may hide from ankle terror

ding-dong the Wicked Witch is dead said...

Dykes mourn Hillary...film at twelve.

p. pig said...

Depends(tm), Ms Hillary, for ass trouble.

Brit the vomiter said...

Doppins Mizz Hillary, falubbin' and topwallowin'

bridge ahead, pay troll said...

Dumpy and monstrous...Hillary fat, atrocious troll?

Anonymous said...

Off topic but funny: new airline slogan's to convince us that it is now safe to fly:
1. "Now frisking all Arabs--Twice!"
2. "More civil-rights lawsuits brought by Arabs than any other airline!"
3. "You are now free to move about the cabin---not so fast , Mohammed!"

Feels or "feels"? said...

Dear Mike,

Hillary feels awful.

Tony

i'm smahter than yooou said...

Dumpy monster...Hillary fat, atrocious troll!

roy said...

Deliver medicine...Hillary foolishly attacks tiger.

dr. negotiate said...

Deliver my Hillary, free a terrorist.

jealous man said...

Dammit, man! Hillary's frisky AND titillating?!

maybe a mini series? said...

"Dangly mammaries: Hillary's famously alluring treats."

sassy mccheekypants said...

Delighted, Mister Hoag fancied a tassle.

blecch said...

Desire measures Hillary's flabby ass...tits.

David'Z RantZ said...

IANO, by saying "Sentence must be six words and speak of Hillary Clinton's natural beauty," you broke your very own rule #9 from February 20th! "Using the words beauty and Hillary in the same sentence is forbidden...unless said sentence goes like this: 'That was a beauty of a rock thrown at Hillary.' Or something." I am hereby notifying you that I will report this to the proper authorities!!!

David'Z RantZ said...

Hey, you never said that the D, M, H, F, A, and T had to be in order, didja?

David'Z RantZ said...

Damn, Hillary's Atrocious Face Terrifies Me!

David'Z RantZ said...

(Okay, this one's in order, just in case.): Didja Mistake Hillary For A Transvestite?

Jayne said...

Dominatrix mother Hillary felt a twat.