Wifey and I were out at a restaurant Saturday night and decided to eat in the bar area.
And something called a Flirtini on the drink menu. A Flirtini.
I have no desire to drink said concoction. But I do have an overwhelming desire to order one.
And I want to order the Flirtini in a very flirtacious way. With the female barkeep.
So I practice on Wifey a few of my 'flirty' ordering ways.
First One: No reaction
Second One: No reaction
Third one: "Knock it off...you're an idiot."
Fourth one: ::tiny, tiny upward curve of Wifey's mouth showing how amused she is::
FEMALE BARKEEP: "Can I get you two some drinks?"
ME: "Yup...we'd like such and such bottle of wine."
The Point Of Story?:
It ain't about the Flirtini...it's about Wifey every once in a great while showing her mouth curl up into a slight smile when I act like an asshole in a public place.
The bartender was kinda plain so I decided not to waste my flirtin' chops on her.