The following is from something written by one of our presidential candidates. In his own words.
It's easy to guess who said all of this.
-I reached down with my mouth
-I went up to the top again
-and it would last for a long time
- About an hour later in came a guy called "The Cat."
-who came in "for special attention"
-A lot of them were homosexual
- I pulled
-The mob was really getting up-tight.
-successful moon shot
-from young people
-dressed only in my skivvies
-The Rabbit and the others worked on Dick Stratton very hard.
-They just pounded the hell out of him
- Another beautiful thing
-it was a riot
-he was a wrestler in college
-Sometimes I got it three or four times a week.
-The Soft-Soap Fairy came to my room one day
-We started bathing
-It was all very amazing
-I stayed in that one
-I received my first package
-I loved them
-I had a hell of a hemorrhoid
-There would be a red glow
-We called him Slopehead.
-but it was filthy dirty
-very hard to chew
-You're a black criminal.
-but I kept vomiting
-The Oriental, as you may know, likes to beat around the bush quite a bit.
And that my friends is another installment of Out Of Context Theatre!
Hope you enjoyed!
If I feel like it I'll post a link to the complete production later.