Monday, March 10, 2008

What it feels like to stab a guy in the eyes.

It feels good. Real good. Brownies with walnuts good.

I was in a little village in Cambodia (or was it Laos?) when all of a sudden I just started stabbing myself in the left eye.

It felt good. Real good. Brownies with walnuts good.

So To Sum Up:

I'm using a new template on this blog and needed something to write. The new and improved I AINT NO OPRAH is no longer going to be Politically Correct. We're gonna call a spade a spade. And a Jew a Jew. And a Hillary a scum sucking whore bitch.

If needed.

17 comments:

cake said...

If you do that too often, you'll go blind ya know.

What?

No! Stabbing yourself in the eyes! God you people are sick.

Patch McGruder said...

If you read the post, instead of skimming the post, you would have seen that he only stabbed himself in ONE eye.

cake said...

But when he finished stabbing that eye...how long would it be till he wanted to feel the good that would come from stabbing the OTHER eye? Hmmm??

Goober Biscayne said...

That many brownies is fattening.

Chubby mcbigthighs said...

I'll take him shopping for some fat pants if he wants.

heavy helen said...

Fat is beautiful!

Redbeard76 said...

Question is when were you ever politically correct? About as politically correct as brownies with walnuts. I'm spitting out the walnuts.

cake said...

Do you MIND? This is a nice clean shiny new template!

::sweeps up the walnuts and glares at redbeard76 in an attempt to seem fierce::

Sparkle Plenty said...

Looks around template. Sniffs "new template smell."

Well, HEY! How you doin', cutie?

poofs hair, winks

You're a spiffy looking' little politically incorrect template, I must say, and...

HEY! How come I'm off the links list? I'm not a scum sucking whore bitch! I don't even play one on television (anymore).

Stinky new politically incorrect template.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I have no idea. I just put you back in.

Quiet down, Sparky.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Sparky quiet.

Jayne said...

*sniff*

Lois Lane said...

::sniff, sniff::

New blog smell? No, that's not it.

::sniff, sniff::

Teen spirit? No...

::sniff::

Wait! I've got it! Freshly baked Snickerdoodles! Using Hillary Clinton's recipe!

Mmmmm...

I hope you baked enough of that Democratic goodness for everyone, mister.

Tex said...

\\HEY! How come I'm off the links list?//

spakles, you're part of the missing link!!! im just out there in left field still

Redbeard76 said...

Yay! I finally made the link list. I've made the big time; not to worry, I won't let it go to my head.

Anonymous said...

I'm not linked at all. No, I don't have a blog, but jeepers, couldn't you just link to a dummy page in my honor?

No, wait, I don't want to say dummy page. Hold that thought. I'll get back to you.

-- Lamont "I'm Not A Blogger But I Play One In The Virtual World" Cranston

David'Z RantZ said...

IANO: All the other bloggers are gushing about your new template, so I wasn't going to, but... Well, it is kinda pretty.... *ahem* In a manly sort of way, of course!

Sparkle: Hey, you'll always be on my link list, baby!

Lamont: Awww, nobody links to you? Okay, I did. Least I could do for someone named after The Shadow.