It's a gas, gas, gas!
And no Joe Buck and Tim McCarver anywhere to bee seen, or more importantly, heard. http://shutuptimmccarver.com/
No. I can't leave you alone. Need to know your thoughts on Bill Buckner throwing out the first pitch.
I thought Hillary was throwing out the first pitch!?
What if the Beatles sang about Hillary throwing out the first pitch at a Red Sox game?- Norwegian...Would Someone Shut Her up!- All You Need is Duct Tape- NoOprah's Leaving Home (to Drive to Fenway and Shut Her Up)- Being for the Benefit of Missus Cankle- Twist and Vomit* *(About Hillary, not the Red Sox)
NO STRIKING OUT!
NO STRIKING ME OUT!
Actually, no even TAGGING me out -- neener!
::attacks the Tigers::
NO GETTING THAT BALL PAST ME!
How'd I get in the game, anyways!?
WHEW! I'm glad I didn't get attacked by a Fenway Hawk!
We're saving our energy for the weekend games...
So are we!
So am I!
*bludgeons Hillary, hides her body in the trunk of IANO's car*
Bill Buckner, Hillary... The resemblance is striking, innit?
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