So I'm at the Red Sox/Yankees game last night. The first seven hours were kinda fun, the second seven hours kinda dragged.
But that's not what I'm here to discuss.
I'm here to discuss fans.
Fans are stupid. Red Sox fans have this urge to chant: "Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!"
Now while true, it gets old quite fast. It's just not clever. Though true.
Truth is not always clever.
Now I'm about to do something I never thought I'd do. I'm about to compliment Yankee fans.
Complimenting Yankee Fans.
The Yankees have a player named Jorge Posada. I hate him more than any smelley Yankee ever. Chinless milksop that drives me nuts.
And he's good. Looks a bit like a weasel. No chin. Smells odd.
I hate him.
And the name 'Jorge' is pronounced: Whore-Hey!
So the Yankee fans in attendence last night get this chant going when he comes to the plate....and it goes like this:
"Hip Hip Jorge! Hip Hip Jorge! Hip Hip JORGE!"
(Sounds like Hip hip Hooray! Hip hip Hooray!)
And there you have it. Even the suckiest of sucks can be clever.