I'll tell you why.
As hard as I try I can't talk like Yoda. I just can't get the speech pattern down and it kinda pisses me off.
Hoag can do it well. He says stuff the Yoda way and even sounds like him.
Cake can do it well when typing. I have no idea if she can actually sound like him.
When I try and speak like Yoda (and who doesn't!) I sound more like Bizarro Superman.
Or a retard.
It ain't fair.
I could try right here for you all but I'd just be ridiculed. And we can't have that.
(GOD....I hope I don't throw a baseball like a girl)