Friday, May 02, 2008

Balls

Over the years me and the neighbor guy Dave across from my house have played practical jokes on each other.

But not recently.

So this moring I wake up, get out of bed, drag a comb across my head (whoops....Beatles digression)...anyhow, I wake up and look out the window and there scattered all around my front yard are soccer balls.

Lots and lots of soccer balls.

So I go downstairs and say to Wifey "Did you see the front yard?"

And she said "Yup...and I just texted Dave... NICE BALLS!"

I laughed. She laughed.

Then I told her it was Hoagy that left the soccer balls all over our lawn.

And now Dave thinks he has nice balls.

22 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) Lordy, that's funny. Any word from Dave yet?
2) How many balls are we talkin'?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

a dozen maybe? 10?

I don't count balls.

cake said...

I'm glad nobody's ever told me I have nice balls. That'd be a little upsetting.

Lois Lane said...

Is there a particular reason Hoagy scattered his balls on your lawn?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

my bedroom door was locked?

impressed balls said...

Your lawn was ever so nicely manicured, though. Please pass on our regards to the Yard Work Princess.

Anonymous said...

Hoagy's got a lot of balls.

Redbeard76 said...

Hitler only had one ball.

Mike lowell said...

And something is wrong with that?

Tex said...

where's our free comic books?

John kruk said...

On his balls.

Sparkle Plenty said...

I needed to know whether to visualize 10 soccer balls or 100 soccer balls--I believe that with Hoagy it could be either one.

Hmm. You mean you don't count balls to see if the guy at home gets to walk to first base? Astonishing.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure she texted Dave AFTER she saw all the soccer balls scattered across the lawn?

She could just be covering up...

-- Lamont "Peyton Place" Cranston

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Balls...I hadn't thought of that!

Anonymous said...

Can I have some free comics for being so insightful?

-- Lamont "No, NOT Harvey Comics. The Good Ones" Cranston

someone hadda do it said...

- Norwegian Balls
- I Want to Hold Your Balls
- Ballsy Sadie
- Being for the Balls of Mr. Kite
- The Continuing Story of Bungalow Balls
- The Long and Winding Balls

how'd you miss this one? said...

You've Got to Hide Your Balls Away

guy from austria said...

While My Balls Gently Weep

big balled guy from austria said...

While my Balls Gently Sweep

Anonymous said...

Balls, Jude

super clever name said...

Get Balls

Abercrombie and fitch said...

Octopus's Balls

Ballsy Raccoon

I Wanna Be Your Balls

When I Have Sixty Four Balls

The Ballad of Balls And Yoko