First off, let me tell you about one of my rules.
Don't tell me about what you'll do with the money IF you win the lottery.
I don't care.
That being said, a guy comes in and tells me this story.
It seems he (Bob) and his pal (Dave) were sitting around discussing winning the huge lottery prize that's up for grabs.
And Bob tells Dave that if he wins the 100 million dollars that he'll give 1 million of it to Dave.
And Dave gets kinda mad that Bob is only going to give him 1 million out of his imaginary 100 million win.
And these two go back and forth and getting angry at each other over what Bob should give Dave (if of course, Bob wins)
My solution was for Dave to pretend that he was the winner instead of letting Bob pretend he was the winner.
Lottery Piltdown Men.