So yesterday we're sitting around the dinner table and somehow it comes up that I don't allow Wifey to wear Capri Pants.
You'd swear I just burned down the Warsaw Ghetto.
Oldest daughter who is just back from being indoctrinated into a LiberalRobot (she's back from college) couldn't BELIEVE that I would forbid (suggest) that Wifey not wear capri pants.
I failed to tell her that Wifey also forbids ME to wear capri pants.
So to sum up:
We're a capri-less family, well, except for Liberal College Teacher Kid who loves looking 10 pounds heavier and three inches shorter.