a) 204 Reeses Cups
b) 5.8 year subscription to The National Geographic
c) Pair of shoes like the Hoag wears
d) 8 spins of the roulette wheel.
e) 4 tanks of gas
f) 256 Taco Bell tacos. (this one is a killer)
g) Nothing for G
h) 144 roundtrips to and from work on the Mass Pike (or a shitload of pennies to throw at Turnpike Jay)
i) Vintage copy of Mein Kampf with dustjacket
j) a couple of ipods
k) Most of the Beatles catalog
l) 4 tickets to the Red Sox game
m) 67 non-damaging car washes
n) 28 glasses of red wine at a decent restaurant.
o) 405 McDonald's Apple Pies (they're running a two for a buck special) (This one hurts)
p) A special present....just for you.
q) a donation to the Republican party
s) 11 pairs of Capri Pants
t) 21 movie tickets
u) 29 movie tickets during the day
v) 2 (possibly three) large popcorns at said movie theatre
wxyz) a hooker that will screw me better than the damn auto mechanic that fixed my antenna