a) Hitler liked dogs, didn't play like one.
c) He saw France's underpants.
d) Hitler didn't eat beef.... L.A. only had Kobe.
e) Hitler had one more testicle than the Lakers.
f) It took the combined might of Russia, the USA, and Britain to take down Hitler. It only took a few guys named Paul, Kevin, and Ray to take down the Lakers.
g) Hitler had the mustache and the crazy mannerisms of a mental case. Lakers only had Kobe.
h) Hitler could play defense. Lakers couldn't.
i) Hitler never surrendered. Lakers did.
j) Hitler once ate 50 eggs....oh wait....that was Luke.
And a bunch of other things.