Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Crusty Bunker

So today is new comic book day and as I flip through a brand new series by Marvel Comics one of the characters mentions a sex act.

The dialogue goes something like this:

HOOKER: "He wanted me to give him a "Crusty Bunker"...and here I thought I've heard and done it all."

So I flip through the story some more and come across this passage:

HOOKER: "And before I forget...for those of you that need to know--there's no such thing as a 'Crusty Bunker'. "

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SO TO SUM UP:

The world apparently needs a new sex act and it needs to be called the Crusty Bunker.

PS
Thank you Marvel Comics!

24 comments:

cake said...

So you wanna be bunked in the cruster, do ya? ::wink,wink::

(I have no idea what that means but oh how wrong it sounds!)

Lois Lane said...

In England, I hear you can get a Crusty Bunker with a cut and blow dry.

And now "cut and blow dry" sounds very wrong too...

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) The word "crusty" should be nowhere near a sex act--not even a fictitious one.
2) Makes me think of an unspeakable act involving Archie Bunker and a boogery nose.
3) "Little hitler in the bunker" is a potentially viable sex act name, as is "The Mashed Potato." Wait. The second one might be a dance.

Puke Johnson said...

While My Crusty Bunker Gently Weeps

Why Don't We Do It In The Crusty Bumker.

Yellow Crusty Bunker

Fixing a Crusty Bunker

Happiness....awww, forget it. This sickens me.

pukette johnson said...

- Long and Winding Crusty Bunkers
- I Want to Hold Your Crusty Bunker
- Crusty Sadie
- She Came in Through the Crusty Bunker

Uhh...yer right. This is just too gross.

cake said...

"Why Don't We Do It In The Crusty Bumker."

This is somehow even more disgusting with the typo.

I need a shower now...and not a cold shower. A really, really scalding hot one.

Lois Lane said...

Crusty Bunker would be one of the worst stripper names ever.

Anonymous said...

Lois:

"Lottie Leper" would be worse. As would "Sally Streptococci".

Although it seems to me that most of the usual bloggers here -- very much including "BaconAce" and "IaintNO" -- have EXCELLENT stripper names.

-- Lamont "Happy Ending" Cranston

it's all I have said...

Stuck With A Comb sounds like a stripper at a S&M club.

Lois Lane said...

I just Googled the phrase "Crusty Bunker" and this blog was result #10. We should be so proud.

cake said...

If I were a stripper named "Cake," I'd only hire myself out to jump out of cakes.

...

And that sounded more clever in my head. Damn.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Did you see how Neal Adams (famous Batman artist) was responsible for the term Crusty Bunker?

So very proud said...

Now #2 on google is IANO.

Lois Lane said...

But if you Google "Oprah Crusty Bunker" this blog is #1!!!!

Disturbingly, there are also 4,900+ other results for "Oprah Crusty Bunker."

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I never, EVER want to think of Oprah's crusty bunker.

Believe you me.

(isn't it great to be 12 years old?)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

1180 google hits for LOIS LANE CRUSTY BUNKER

I Ain't No Oprah said...

27 hits for Clinky Crusty Bunker

(Don't I have work to do?)

I Ain't No Oprah said...

And 1460 google hits for Sparkle Plenty Crusty Bunker

pervert said...

"(Don't I have work to do?)"

Is it "work" involving a "crusty bunker"? *leer*

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