A couple of things you need to know:
I have a small dog that stays in the house but needs to be taken out to the garage where the WC is.
The other thing you need to know is that Wifey and Youngest went away for the week.
And Wifey leaves the obligatory note on the counter telling us what needs to be done....you know, the kinda onlya wife would leave.
And in that said note, after all of the: don't light the couch on fire and turn off the shower when you're done with it kinda stuff she leaves this gem:
"Take the dog out constantly."
Take the dog out constantly.
So to sum up:
Wifey and Youngest are out in the sun on the beach drinking wine coolers and eating lobsters and me and Oldest are taking the dog out.