Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Sears Truck

A SEARS truck just drove by my shop and on the side of the truck it proudly proclamied:

SEARS: WHERE IT ALL BEGINS.

What the hell does that even mean? Where what begins?

Nothing begins at SEARS.

Except of course maybe the 1930s. Or something.

SO TO SUM UP:

SEARS: Where you go if all other options have already been explored and exhausted and you just have to have a Craftsman Circular Saw Clock for your workshop.

10 comments:

cousin saul said...

This reminds me of the slogan for Radio Shack: "You have questions...we have 30 year old technology."...or something.

PS. Do you really want to buy your technology from a "shack?"
Do you want to get your pizza from a "hut?"

cake said...

::cuts Sears' nuts off::

What??

Oh.

Lemme alone, two blogs in one day gets confusing...

mulderjoe said...

I still have my TRS-80 Model III. Back when Tandy & Radio Shack were the leaders in computer technology.

Back to Sears, what the frig ever happened to "Robuck", anyway?

j. jackson said...

They cut his nuts off.

Pro-Life Peggy said...

Life begins at Sears.

Lois Lane said...

No! Life can begin anywhere you want it to!

We believe in a woman's right to have sex in Sears. Or JC Penney or Macy's...it's *her* choice.

cake said...

Just not at Wal*Mart.

Lois Lane said...

Maybe Target but NEVER Wal-Mart.

fake name guy said...

Wal-Mart: For all of your abortion needs!

David'Z RantZ said...

Wanna talk about stupid slogans? How 'bout the ABC network's "Start here... " And end... where? CBS? NBC? Morons.

(Ahhhhh, it feels good to rant again!!!)

By the way, I wonder if Jesse Jackson would cut Orson's nuts off so I don't have to pay for it.