Years ago someone told me that if you washed your hair with cold water you'd have shiny hair.
So I showered and washed my hair in cold water.
And my hair shined.
It was the 1970s and my hair was very long.
But the showers were cold.
Hair was shiny.
And this went on for a couple of years.
I dreaded the cold shower.
But I had shiny hair.
And then one day I woke up and thought to myself:
'Why the heck do I want shiny hair anyhow?'
I had no answer.
So I took a hot shower. A wonderful hair dulling hot shower!
MORAL OF THE STORY?
There is no moral to this story.
SO TO SUM UP:
There is nothing to sum up.
POINT OF THE STORY?
The point is that cold water makes your hair shiny.
Hot showers>cold showers
Me and the Hoag are getting stood up tonight by the Blonde...seems she'd rather listen to the future leader of the free world give his speech than listen to me and dull-haired Hoag talk about cold showers.