Monday, September 29, 2008
Backwoods man from Kentucky explaining the 700 billion dollar bailout plan.
a) You gots to skin a lot of beaver to huckleup that berrytree.
b) Shank it thick, slice it hard, that bacon is gonna fry for a while.
c) Momma once told me that cornstarch ain't no way to shoe a filly.
d) Papa once told me that a jerk of beef ain't no prom date....but it can still dance me a waltz.
e) Money is only as good as the fallen bark and the cooling dew.
f) Grandpapy once told me that ya can skin a coon once but never try and tie his whiskers south of Mason-Dixon.
g) Uncle Ted once told me that two bits ain't worth the pork jowls it can buy.
h) Auntie Bess once said: Hornswaggle that bobcat and he'll bite your arm, wrassle him hard and he'll scoot like a Jay.
i) Mr Kratchit up the road once told me: Pick your pine cones wisely you might need them for soup someday.
j) Bring me down home some shine and a boot and the lord of above will milk those cows.