Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Large Hadron Collider

I had no idea what to write about today and someone suggested I write about the Large Hadron Collider.

For those of you that know me you know this is where my passion lies. Or is it lays? Or sits? Or something.

Anyhow...

The Large Hadron Collider is a thing that collides with Hadrons and it is of course very large.

Some folks think the world will end when they turn that puppy on.

(How do you turn on a puppy anyhow? Fishnet stockings?)

So anyhow...

The collider thingy swirls around way fast trying to replicate the Big Bang using protons and puppies or something thus blowing up our planet.

I'm not sure why these folks want to blow up the planet (And all of it's Hadrons) but I'll give them 24 hours.

After 24 hours?

Well, I have a big September 11th party to plan...you know, an end of the world kinda party...

Hey! Wait a second!

Something is fishy.

Maybe the Large Hadron Collider thing is swirling fish!

For no particular reason.

SO TO SUM UP:
I might have just saved the world.

FOR LUNCH TODAY:
Apples, cheddar cheese, crackers, bologna sandwich, hostess cupcake. (I'm out of fish and hadron sauce.)

18 comments:

votetheday.com said...

Gosh, it's just a big atom smasher, and the possibility of something dangerous to happen is too small for that something to happen ;) If it would have been real risk, scientists would inform us, or take measures against it, or, after all, never would have thought of taking this idea to reality. So stop worrying, listen to common sense and do not let this rumor by fools take over your mind. There are very little people, who really believe it's dangerous - http://www.votetheday.com/polls/worlds-largest-particle-accelerator-experiment-214/, but looks like panic is a very hazardous thing, ha?

cake said...

I call jinx!

starving gal said...

Your lunch looks delicious.

::cries::

Sparkle Plenty said...

Can you make popcorn with the Large Hadron Collider?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Is there a Small Hadron Collider? If so, does it feel kind of depressed and insufficient?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Things That Turn Puppies on 101:
1) Dead stuff to roll in.
2) Sketchy stuff to eat.
3) Meats and cheeses.
4) The Large Hadron Collie.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

And Tippy Hadron...she was kinda hot.

Puppies would have loved her.

cake said...

I bet hadrons go great with potatoes and gravy...

cake said...

Hadron brownies! Mmmm.

cake said...

How about a nice batch of hadron chip cookies?

Anonymous said...

Hey, what's with the dotted lines around your blog? Can I clip this entry and bring it into your funnybook emporium for valuable prizes? How about valueless prizes? A copy of Dazzler #1?

-- Lamont "If They Don't Drop The Bomb, How Much Are The Chips Worth?" Cranston

I Ain't No Oprah said...

The dots are Hadrons. Tiny particles that might or might not blow up the Planet Earth.

Or something.

mulderjoe said...

I bet puppies go great with Hadrons and gravy...

starving gal said...

I would eat a puppy with hadron and gravy right now. Really. Maybe two.

Liberace said...

Oh darn, its a "Hadr-on" collider.

Lois Lane said...

I can't believe no one has mentioned popcorn Hadron brownies yet. Mmmmmm...crunchy, black holey goodness.

Gravy optional.

cake said...

Well, I mentioned hadron brownies...I guess the popcorn bits got sucked into a black hole. Or something.

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