I had no idea what to write about today and someone suggested I write about the Large Hadron Collider.
For those of you that know me you know this is where my passion lies. Or is it lays? Or sits? Or something.
The Large Hadron Collider is a thing that collides with Hadrons and it is of course very large.
Some folks think the world will end when they turn that puppy on.
(How do you turn on a puppy anyhow? Fishnet stockings?)
The collider thingy swirls around way fast trying to replicate the Big Bang using protons and puppies or something thus blowing up our planet.
I'm not sure why these folks want to blow up the planet (And all of it's Hadrons) but I'll give them 24 hours.
After 24 hours?
Well, I have a big September 11th party to plan...you know, an end of the world kinda party...
Hey! Wait a second!
Something is fishy.
Maybe the Large Hadron Collider thing is swirling fish!
For no particular reason.
SO TO SUM UP:
I might have just saved the world.
FOR LUNCH TODAY:
Apples, cheddar cheese, crackers, bologna sandwich, hostess cupcake. (I'm out of fish and hadron sauce.)