Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Yet another reason in the continuing series of why not to vote for Barry Obama



Did you know he wants to force every woman in America to have an abortion?

Huh?

Didja?

Well, I think it's absurd.

I think a woman has a right to choose that she doesn't want an abortion!

No goverment should force a woman to do something to her unborn baby like that.

It's crazy.

For example:

Let's say you get raped and get pregnant. What if the rapist was kinda cute and you want to have his baby?

Nobody should force you to abort, correct?

23 comments:

bacon ace said...

"Let's say you get raped and get pregnant. What if the rapist was kinda cute and you want to have his baby?"

Sure good genestock. That makes sense. No use wasting perfectly good rape genes.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Thursday, August 28:
IANO: "I'd vote for Obama over McCain. Though the thought of Biden as President sends shivers up (down?) my spine. As I told someone today, I don't agree with Obama policy. I do think the country needs his pizzazz. For four years anyhow..."

To sum up: Can't you just get over Sarah Palin and fixate on Jill Biden? She has nice blue eyes and she's a teacher and stuff. You could probably find a photo of her wearing a bosom-booster-naughty thought blouse.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I changed my mind after I found out Obama was 1/2 white.

Sparkle Plenty said...

1) Which 1/2--top or bottom? That might affect my vote.
2) Nope. A skirt, a twist, a dame changed your mind. Suddenly, John McCain was no longer a chowderhead in your eyes.
3) You're votin' for a guy who you think is a chowderhead? Because...he's datin' the prom queen?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I'm voting for McCain because I don't want to be forced into having an abortion.

And because Obama is 1/2 purple.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Actually I'm voting for McCain because I just dig last names that have two capital letters in them.

cake said...

I think I just fell in love with Sparkle.

Not in a gay way, though, of course.

p.s.
I keep trying to get raped by a cute guy but the rapey areas of the city only seem to attract uglies, dammit. I'll vote for the politician who puts cute rapists on the street!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Typical Canadian...always wanting to get raped, always wanting to get abortions.

Lois Lane said...

Oh, you just like McCain because right after he invented the Blackberry, he invented french fries.

::Googles Blackberry::

I'm sorry. I stand corrected. He invented french fries after inventing the *fruit* blackberry, not the electronic device. Apparently, he and God went to middle school together and God stole a lot of ideas from McCain, including blackberries, ping pong and ear wax. Who knew?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Which half is purple? It might affect my vote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfz6QGmuvp4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QevraCQUc

Sparkle Plenty said...

Back atcha, Cake!

Not in a gay way, though, of course.

But IANO can think that if it'll get his mind off the "Chowderhead's" prom queen date!

cake said...

IANO:

We get free abortions up here but we have to pay for them via taxes. It's not all fun and games, I'll have you know!


Sparkle:

Oh yes, if imagining gay Sparkles and gay Cakes gets his mind off the Alaskan prom queen, I'll consider my day well spent!

::re-reads::

That might be my favourite nonsense sentence EVER.

Redbeard76 said...

"Let's say you get raped and get pregnant. What if the rapist was kinda cute and you want to have his baby?"

This happened to your mom, right?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Redbeard,

Rape is nothing to joke about.

nttawwi said...

I think redbeard just called NoOprah cute...maybe.

nttawwi said...

I think redbeard just called NoOprah cute...maybe.

nttawwi said...

I think redbeard just called NoOprah cute...maybe.

nttawwi said...

I think redbeard just called NoOprah cute...maybe.

pork luck said...

I love IANO in a gay way, of course.

Anonymous said...

"Actually I'm voting for McCain because I just dig last names that have two capital letters in them."

It's people like you who keep Gov. LaPetomane in office.

Harrumph!

-- Lamont "Why Do I Always Get The Warped One?" Cranston

McTavish said...

Gov. LaPetomane was the best.

Sarah said...

I actually think that is was smart for McCain to pick Palin as his running mate. I half the time don't even remember that Obama picked Joe Biden as his running mate. Except this one time when I remembered.

David'Z RantZ said...

"Actually I'm voting for McCain because I just dig last names that have two capital letters in them."

I shudder to think how IANO's personal history -- and perhaps that of the world in general -- would have been changed if a certain candidate's name had been Hillary McClinton!