Friday, October 24, 2008

Smell my hand.

ME: "Smell my hand."

HOAG: "I'm not smelling your hand."

ME: "Just smell my hand...I just washed it."

HOAG: "I'm not smelling your hand."

ME: "It smells awesome."

HOAG: "I will never smell your hand."

ME: "It's the soap....it smells awesome. SMELL IT!"

HOAG: "What kind of soap? I'll smell that. I will never smell you."

ME: "I forget the name of the soap...just smell my frickin' hand."

HOAG: "There is no chance that I will ever smell your hand."

ME: "SMELL IT!!"

HOAG: "I. AM. NOT. GOING. TO. SMELL. YOUR. HAND."

ME: "Your loss...it smells good."

7 comments:

cake said...

You're right, that smells fantastic!

(Someone call the men in the white coats...he's finally gone over the edge.)

definitely not Ringo said...

- I Want to Smell Your Hand
- Smell Smell Me Do
- Twist and Smell
- Eleanor Sniffby
- Sniff My Car
- Savoy Sniffle

This is almost too easy...

Kathy said...

IANO,
Listen to the Hoag.

cake said...

What he didn't say is that last week, Hoag wanted him to smell his hair.

They're so weird.

Kathy said...

IANO,
Listen to the Hoag.

probably not hoag said...

Yeah! Smell my hair!!!

huggahig in de nort country said...

Smell my hand??? Baise mon cul!