Friday, October 17, 2008

You were probably sleeping.



You are a loser.

You were tired. The Red Sox were down 7-0 in the 7th inning and you went to bed.

You had no faith.

You are pathetic. A fool. A well rested loser.

The Blonde isn't.

I isn't.

Crazed text messages flying back and forth.

Red Sox/ Letterman (McCain was on)

Channels flipped. Urine flushed.

Pacing. Knowing.

The Ortizal!

The Little Pony! Coco!

JD!

But not you.

You were sleeping.

19 comments:

cake said...

Never mind all the fans who LEFT FENWAY PARK!!!

t said...

it was wonderful!

motheragawd said...

But maybe if I'd actually been awake, Longoria would have made that throw. So you should thank me.

mulderjoe said...

I wasn't sleeping. I just wasn't watching the Red Sox.

Who are they playing again?

I was awake and watching said...

They're playing the Tampa Bay ::snicker:: Rays.

cake said...

Best game evah.

I can't believe anyone GAVE UP AND WENT TO BED.

::stares at motheragawd in horror::

Sparkle Plenty said...

PORK CHOPS!

tampa bay RAYS said...

Pork chops?

motheragawd said...

Cake,
I watched games 2,3 and 4. Slept through the end of game 5.

You're welcome.

cake said...

Okay, Motheragawd, you're forgiven. You just scared me there for a second.

(It was nice to see a Motheragawd comment or two!)

Kathy said...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
Wake me when it's over.

mulderjoe said...

The Sox have been NOTHING since getting rid of Bobby Kielty.

Sparkle Plenty said...

JOE PORK CHOP!

mulderjoe said...

Hey Sparkle,

Are you referring to Clyde Pough?

http://sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/index.php/Pork_Chop_Pough

Kathy said...

Vote yes on Question 2

weed said...

Pot head.

Sparkle Plenty said...

MulderJoe*! Actually, I was referring to a video on YouTube with Vincent Price saying "pork chop" a lot. Can't explain why--it just stuck in my head today.

HOWEVER, after following the link you provided, I'll pretend I was talking about that Pork Chop all along.

Best nickname in baseball, indeed.

*Ya ever refer to yourself as "Joe the Mulder"?

Rick Lowell said...

Let the record show that I was awake and watching the game live. My wife had long since gone to bed. When we woke up this morning I asked my wife if she knew what today was. She said it was Friday.

"Wrong" I told her. "It's a travel day for the Sox".

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Nice.