Wednesday, November 26, 2008

George Bush talks with a Chinese Turkey



BUSH: "Hello, Chinese Turkey!"

CHINESE TURKEY: "Hello Mr. President!"

BUSH: "So how are you doing this splendid day before Thanksgiving?"

CHINESE TURKEY: "I'm doing well....and you?

BUSH: "Dandy."

CHINESE TURKEY: "We don't have any kind of a bit going, do we?"

BUSH: "Nope...but we could if you talked in a funny chinese accent."

CHINESE TURKEY: "Wouldn't be funnier if we pulled the old switcheroo and YOU talked in a chinese accent?"

BUSH: "Nah."

CHINESE TURKEY: "Happy Thanksgiving!"

BUSH: "You too."

11 comments:

Chinese Tulkey said...

Gobbre, gobbre!

cake said...

Given all the stuff they have in common, I'm sorta surprised the turkey and Bush had so little to talk about. Seems a little unrational and irbelievable to me, actually.

Lois Lane said...

Cake, don't you think that's a little insulting to the turkey?

cake said...

Lois:

Good point, Lois. Perhaps IANO might be persuaded to rewrite his blog so that it's Bush having a conversation with something he really has stuff in common with..maybe a...bush?

Anonymous said...

I know those cranberries are around here some place ...

Bush said...

BOXCARS!

Chinese Guy said...

BOXCALS!

Spanish Guy said...

El Box Caro!!

French guy said...

leBoxCar!

Pig Latin Guy said...

Oxcar-bay!

Kathy said...

what EXACTLY is that turkey doing to W?

I hope he left a mark