Monday, November 24, 2008

"Give me a hug."



ME: "Give me a hug."

WIFEY: "I'm not giving you a hug."

ME: "Why not??"

WIFEY: "You have dog all over you."

ME: "I don't have dog all over me."

WIFEY: "Well, you have 'Dog Aura' all over you."

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SO TO SUM UP:

Someone has an unrational fear of dog fur.

17 comments:

Clinky said...

Bitch be cool.

chinese guy said...

"Unlationar" isn't a wold.

Lois Lane said...

Rog raura? Roof!

bacon ace said...

Ok I'm sorry I overreacted. come here ya big lug ::squeeze::

Sparkle Plenty said...

Ten a minute!

cake said...

I can't get walm this molning...the sreet and snow was coming down like clazy.

Bllllll...someone prease send me a hot cocoa. Thanks!

cake said...

I really shoulda said "chocorate" but whatevah.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Unrational is now a word.


It's irrational to think otherwise.

Lois Lane said...

Runrational?

Rat rou rawking rabout?

cake said...
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cake said...

IANO is unlationar, pass it on!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Me: "Hey! What are those big apartment buildings called?

Chinese Restaurant Guy: Ten-a-ment-utes!

No, The Chinese Restaurant Guy bit is doomed. Jinxed. Doomed.

Wait? Am I off topic or on topic?

DANG! THE TURKEYS ARE OUTSIDE AGAIN! INCOMING!

cake said...

*hands Sparkle a big ole mug of Drunken Elf*

Lois Lane said...

PIZZA!

Lois Lane said...

Wait! I'm off topic too!

::dumps bottle of wine into own skull::

Thatsh better. Now, what were we talking about? Oh, yesh. Bacon Ace would be an outstanding new Doctor Who.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Dogaura kinda sounds like it could be one of Godzilla's friends!

PUDDING! SHOEBOX! RACK AND PINION STEERING!

bacon ace said...

I googled Dogaura and godzilla. Don't!