Monday, November 24, 2008

Interview with The Chinese Guy



ME: "Hi, Chinese Guy, sorry I'm late!"

CHINESE GUY: "Hi."

ME: "How long were you waiting?"

CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minute."

ME: "How long can you stay and chat?"

CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minute."

ME: "Okay then we'll get right to it...Who is your favorite character from the Wizard of Oz?"

CHINESE GUY: "The Tin a Men."

ME: "No offense, but your breath kinda stinks...would you like a Certs?"

CHINESE GUY: "Ten a Mints!"

ME: "Back many years ago there was lots of trouble in your country with students protesting something...where was that again?"

CHINESE GUY: "Tiananmen."

ME: "Favorite Kevin Costner film?"

CHINESE GUY: "Tin a Cup"

ME: "This bit isn't working, is it?

CHINESE GUY: "Nope."

ME: "When were you aware it wasn't working?"

CHINESE GUY: "Ten a minutes ago."

ME: "Favorite animal actor?"

CHINESE GUY: "Rin a Tin a Tin"

ME: "Still not working, is it?"

CHINESE GUY: "Nope."

10 comments:

cake said...

IANO's gone roony...I mean, loony.

Lois Lane said...

Right, Rake! Re really ris roony!

I feel like Scooby Doo.

cake said...

This post also rakes...I mean, makes...me want to rorder...I mean, order...Chinese rood. Mmm, rice rice...I mean, nice rice.

I'm getting confused.

Monty Python said...

I rike Chinese!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

The whole joke was about 'ten a minutes' not the 'substitute R or L Chinese racist gag'

Ten a minute.

Lois Lane said...

Really? Roh, rorry!

cake said...

Boy, I feel sirry now, don't you Rois?

unclear on the concept for real said...

I don't get the "ten a minute" thing...solly.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

You see, when you call a chinese restaurant for takeout what do they always say?

"Ten a minute."

And I thought it would be funny if everything Chinese Guy said sounded like "Ten a Minute"

Oh forget it...the joke sucked and I'm sorry for even living.

clear on the concept now said...

My mission is complete!!