Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Literally or figuratively?...I always get them confused.

///////PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday.//////////////////

18 comments:

Lois Lane said...

Boy, that guy is in a pickle now, huh? What a turkey! I bet he's really a ham for attention. Bail will likely be to the tuna $500 to $1000 dollars.

He'll ruben the day he ever did this, that's for sure.

bacon ace said...

He should have cheesed it when he heard the sirens.

He mayo may not get out of this with a good lawyer.

bacon ace said...

Did she ask for assault and pepper on her sandwich?

Lois Lane said...

Pastrami? He hardly knew me!

Sparkle Plenty said...

What the HECK! Where's Cake! This punning shoulda brought her running!

Okay, we'll continue to try to lure her.

Olive the police grilled him: "What were you, pie-eyed? When the chips were down, you crumbled like a cookie!" His father scolded, "You mustard known it was dumb. Now look at the jam you're in. Aw, baloney! It's gonna cost a lotta bread to get you out of this."

cake said...

"Lettuce at 'em!" her friends were quoted as saying, "He'll be toast when we're finished with him! Honest to goodness, the crumby bastard's dead once we cook up a plan and dish it out. And there'll be no waffling, either, we're a crusty bunch." At which point they smiled ryely and left.

(Gasp, pant gasp gasp gasp...)

cake said...

Geez, I really had to run and ketchup there...I'm all outta breath now.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

MusLOSERStard

cake said...

Pretty cheesey, huh?

cake said...

I think we did grate!

cake said...

Though the puns aren't really panning out now...I guess I should put a lid on 'em.

cake said...

Yup, really going to pot.

cake said...

If I keep going, will you get steamed?

cake said...

Will your indignation boil over?

cake said...

Maybe we should turn this into a roast and make fun of IANO.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

What do these puns have to do with sandwiches, Miss Plumpernickel?

cake said...

I'm (well) done.

cake said...

They're barley related to sandwiches but they're all in the general vicinity of food...sort of.