I cause vomiting.
I smell bad.
I have an engorged penis.
I have no womb.
I frighten children.
I'm a beast.
I don't shave my legs.
Though I do shave my balls.
Lesbians hate me because I'm such a pig.
I possibly had Vince Foster killed.
My middle name is Wretched Whore. Really.
I kill raccoons for sport and use their pelts for tampons.
Vomit was named for me.
So was BLECCH!
I have space spores on my genitals.
I am the cause of all that is bad in the world.
I've never done any good in my life.
I love the NY Yankees.
I could make the flu sick.