Tuesday, December 30, 2008
An actual True Vampire story. And how many people have one of those? Huh?
So we're out on a Buddy Nite two weeks ago (just me and Hoag) and we overhear these three broads at the bar discussing the HBO show TRUE BLOOD.
True Blood is about Vampires. Blood sucking undead.
They keep discussing the show and plot points and favorite vampires etc.
Me and Hoag keep listening.
They keep with the Vampire talk. They're bigtime into it.
So Hoag reaches into his coat pocket and quietly slips in a pair of Vampire fangs he happens to keep with him.
(Why he keeps them with him is beyond me. He also had a banana in his pocket...but I digress)
So he has the Vampire teeth in and the Dames turn around.
Hoag smiles and flashes them a quick glance of his fangs.
They quickly turned around and their voices hush.
Me and Hoag went back to drinking blood.