Doesn't everyone know what BOGO is?
Certain retailers THINK you know what it means. Or at least they want you to know what it means so they can be hip and advertise BOGO.
No CONSUMER has ever said "AWESOME...they're holding a BOGO!"
So I'm at the mall last night and I see a shoe store advertising a BOGO sale and they TOTALLY fucked it up.
Listen up PAYLESS SHOE STORE...a BOGO is a 'Buy One Get One' sale. A BOGO.
But you fools did your BOGO as a BUY ONE GET ANOTHER ONE FOR HALF PRICE...better known in retailer argot as BOGAOFHP.
But a BOGAOFHP doesn't sound as cool as BOGO does it? But you figured you'd use it anyhow. Didn't you?
I hope you and your crappy shoes die a horrible death.