This morning I decide to have a bagel.
This particular brand states that this is the EVERYTHING Bagel
It had sesame seeds, poppy seeds, and a bit of onion on it.
How sad is it that poopy seeds, sesame seeds, and a bit of onion is Everything?
It didn't even have close to 'everything' on it. Cuz Everything should always include more than seeds and onions. Seeds and onions.
Everything? I think not.
It should have been called Bagels with some seeds and onions.
SANTA: "So Johnny...what would you like for Christmas?"
JOHNNY: "I WANT EVERYTHING!!"
SANTA TO ELVES: "Pack up those seeds and onions for Johnny...he wants Everything."
Once again....Thomas', YOU SUCK at Everything. Or something.
(Though to be fair, your seeds and onion bagel ain't too shabby)