Sunday, December 07, 2008

Everything is not what it's cracked up to be.

This morning I decide to have a bagel.

This particular brand states that this is the EVERYTHING Bagel

http://thomas.gwbakeries.com/product.cfm/upc/4812125319

It had sesame seeds, poppy seeds, and a bit of onion on it.

EVERYTHING.

How sad is it that poopy seeds, sesame seeds, and a bit of onion is Everything?

It didn't even have close to 'everything' on it. Cuz Everything should always include more than seeds and onions. Seeds and onions.

Everything? I think not.

It should have been called Bagels with some seeds and onions.

Seeds.

Onions.

Everything.

EVERY.

THING.

Everything??

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SANTA: "So Johnny...what would you like for Christmas?"

JOHNNY: "I WANT EVERYTHING!!"

SANTA TO ELVES: "Pack up those seeds and onions for Johnny...he wants Everything."

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Once again....Thomas', YOU SUCK at Everything. Or something.

(Though to be fair, your seeds and onion bagel ain't too shabby)

7 comments:

cake not signed in said...

So to sum up:

Your bagel was disappointing this morning.

Avery Ting said...

Dear Cake,

Did you even read his post?

The last line pretty much tells you he enjoyed it.

It just wasn't everything.

cake not signed in said...

Dear Mr. Ting:

I try and skim everything in IANO as much as possible to save brain cells.

Love,
Cake

jughead said...

Actually, Everything's Archie.

Oliver said...

"Please Sir, may I have some more seeds?"

David'Z RantZ said...

Dunkin' Donuts "Everything" bagels also have sea salt and garlic.

But that's still not "everything." No cheese on top. No maple frosting on top. No Toyota Corolla on top.

To sum up: Thomas' and Dunkin' Donuts BOTH SUCK... at least where "everything" bagels are concerned.

Kathy said...

i like the fact that your bagel had "poopy seeds"

I think that def falls under "everything"